30 Oct: Post-Storm Tuesday Poo!

So, I had to poo today, which is rare for me. Because I low-carb during the week, I don't poo as much during the week. This one was a pretty standard poo load, with some floaters and some sinkers. (Most of my poo floats.)

But I pooed Sunday, yesterday and today! Today we are picking up after the storm. Hurricane Sandy blew through last night and we had wind gusts up to70 mph. I had some water sepage in the basement, but at least we still have power. And a lot of people don't.

And I had a rare Tusday poo! I Guess I've been eating more carbs than I normally do.

eNjoy.

Pre Hurricane Sandy Monday poo!

So, I don't normally take a crap on Monday because it's the first day after  low-carb day.

But today was a special surprise--I got a poo! Not too impressive--regular poo pat--sank instead of floated. But it's a poo!

Today, hurricane Sandy is just beginning to come ashore--so it's a pre-hurricane poo! Can't wait to see tomorrow's poo! When the winds are blowing and the power is out! Luckily for all of my fans I'll keep my smartphone charged so I can take a pic of my poo even if the lights are out!

eNjoy!

28 OCT, Regular Sunday Poo

Well, this was a pretty standard post-cheat day Sunday poo.

Unfortunately my poos have been rather soft this past year so they tend to break up into loglets. I'd prefer one big solid log--but we don't always get what we want.

eNjoy.

27 Oct: Another Two Poo Saturday!

So this happens on Saturday after cheat night the night before: two poo day. I crap when I wake up in the morning and then crap again 3 hours later. Good! Two poo Saturday rocks! I've even pooed 3 times on a Saturday morning.

That means I don't have to worry about having to take a crap during my 5 mile run later today.

And this second poo was a full load.

eNjoy.

27 Oct, regular saturday poo

Pretty standard Saturday poo. I cheated last night and drank beer and ate donuts.

Full load.

eNjoy.

25 Oct, mid-week poo load!

So, I hadn't crapped since Sunday. As I've discussed before, this happens when I'm low-carbing it--I don't crap every day.

So I got to work Wednesday, had a cup of coffee and 30 minutes later I had to crap. Felt like I crapped for 5 minutes. Ron White asked, "Ever taken a crap so big your pants fit better?" It was that kind of crap. Huge load. Very satisfying.

eNjoy.

22 OCT--post cheat, post race poo

So I ran the Army 10 miler yesterday and I indulged in ANOTHER cheat day--that's Saturday and Sunday--two cheat days in a row--because my sister is in town. So I ate a lot of carbs yesterday. Normally I don't poo Monday morning because Sunday is a low carb day.

But today's poo was a regular post cheat-day poo.

eNjoy.