11 October: Wednesday plerfingjimmd.

Went into the office Wednesday and, after gym and lunch, I had to poo! Pooing two days in a row. And pooing at work! Haven't pooed at work in a long while. So this was a treat. But a bad looking poo and the lighting was okay. It worked! It's poo! 

eNjoy.

10 October: Tuesday phlumchortner.

Didn't poo Sunday or Monday so this is a three day load. First poo back home from holiday. Not a bad poo log. Nicely formed but you can tell it's a softer log, so there was a LOT of wiping to get clean. That's okay because it's poo! Poo sometimes leaves a mess. Poo is poo! 

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7 October: Saturday flumplegruind.

Second to last day of my short holiday in Newport News. Didn't poo Friday. Woke up Saturday morning hungover as hell. Really, really hungover. So hungover that I puked. It's been a while since I've been that hungover. So this is hangover poo. Not impressive as far as poo goes, but still poo. 

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5 October: Thursday horplunching.

Staying in an AirB&B in Newport News VA. Cute little house. Short holiday. So this is a different toilet. Different is good, right? But lighting can be a challenge. Lighting here was okay. Cool little loaflets. Holiday poo is fun! 

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4 October: Wednesday schlockinggroind.

Traveling for a short holiday in Hampton Roads. Stopped at Wendy's and had a chicken sandwich. And that induced a poo. Has to stop at Starbucks to poo. So this is Starbucks poo. And it's bi-colored poo. Always fun. Okay pic even with the bad lighting. Poo is poo.

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3 October: Tuesday plisinkgweal.

Didn't poo Sunday or Monday. Because I've officially diagnosed myself as constipated (thank you Wegovy) I've been taking stool softeners since Saturday. So this is a 3 day load. And the SSs worked because this didn't rip my bunghole as I was squeezing it out. I actually squirted out a few more drungles after I took the pic. Good to finally poo, but, man, this Wegovy has been a ride! Website traffic is still way down. Two weeks ago, I hit 4K page views in a day. All from Singapore. Yesterday I had 83 page views. The Internet giveth and the Internet taketh away.

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30 September: Saturday double hrumphjintler.

Didn't poo Thursday or Friday. And Wednesday's poo was small. So, I haven't been pooping a lot. I weighed in Friday and I was up a pound and a half. But I hadn't shit since Wednesday! I was full of poo! I pooed twice Saturday, and they weren't fun. Hard poos. Ass-rippers. It took a lot of work to get those poos out. And after all of that work, and all of that discomfort, I ended up with very unsatisfactory little nuggets. Ugh. Pooing just hasn't been satisfying lately. So yesterday, I decided that I was officially constipated. First time in my life. So I took a dose of Miralax. A stool softener. I'll let you know how that goes. 

eNjoy.