10 April: Saturday double jimmerpluntz.

So, I fasted and cheated yesterday. Which of what I do on Friday. So often I don't poo on Friday. And I didn't poo yesterday. But I sure pooed this morning. Pooed after my first couple oh sips of coffee, and then again an hour and a half later. Wouldn't be surprised if I poo again after lunch. I just keep pooing and pooing. And blogging. That's what I do.

eNjoy.

7 April: Wednesday plurveythork.

This poo came mid way though my second cup of coffee. Still--working from home. Still--crapping in the same bathroom. My ass cheeks know that toilet seat like a lover. This poo just fell out of my ass. All I had to was loosen the sphincter hole just a tad and--blaaaaap. It came sloshing out. It came blorping out. Poos like this are easy. There you go.

eNjoy.

6 April: Tuesday chumpwuggle.

This poo was a little hesitant to come out. It needed a little encouragement. Noon came along and still no poo. But I could tell there was a poo brewing. So at 12:10 I decided to go an force things. And I had to push. Not super hard. But I did have to push. But a bad looking poo. And after I say down after taking the pic, I pushed out another little shit squirt. All in all, very satisfying.

eNjoy.

5 April: Monday clubdorble.

Woke up, coffee, poo. Working from home nothing ever exciting happens to me. Sigh. I just keep pooing and blogging. Kind of a cool looking poo, though. Has a stem, and big, gooey blossom at the top. A poo flower. I like it. Here's hoping for more poo flora.

eNjoy.

4 April: Sunday crunchsquddle.

So, I woke up, drank a cup a coffee, send had a nice poo. Like pretty much every other morning. Wake. Coffee. Poo. I should write a book. The title would be "Wake. Coffee. Poo." I think that would be a million seller on Amazon. 

eNjoy.

3 April: Saturday yungblurble.

Woke up late this morning, after feasting on pizza and vodka last night. (Watched Godzilla vs. Kong.) Had a cup of coffee and a nice poo! Yep pics, one of the many body, the other of a little chunk, poo island that broke away. Ha! Those silly little poos!

eNjoy.

2 April: Friday blunkerwince.

Got a cup of coffee and had a nice poo. Great way to start the day. There you go.

eNjoy.