18 Aug: Thursday sploink.

Late week poo blonk. Came out in a splort.

eNjoy.

17 Aug: Wednesday flumpets.

Mid week hard chunks. Harder stool than I'm used to. This was a good poo.

eNjoy.

16 Aug: Tuesday glinkle.

Tuesday poo. Still glad to be back from military duty. And...not an exciting poo.

eNjoy.

15 Aug: Monday mongrey.

Day off today...studying for most of the day for my big exam. But took some time off from studying you take a nice crap.

eNjoy.

14 Aug: Sunday quathattle.

I didn't think I'd poo Sunday because I crapped three times on Saturday. But I DID poo on Sunday. Nice big load you see below. Then, I had an emergency poo after eating at Fuddruckers for lunch. You know, one if those poos that come on suddenly, a your driving home, and you don't think you're going to make it?  I almost didn't make it. Fumbling for me keys, stumbling through the door, while at the same time trying to lower my pants...we've ask done that face. I made it to the bathroom by the front door. Barely. One minute later and I wouldn't have made it. That poo was watery and not very pooagenic. So I didn't take a pic. But my morning poo was a sight to behold.

eNjoy.

13 Aug: Three Saturday slachimple.

Crapped three times yesterday. Busy day. Glad I did it before running my standard Saturday five miles. Not a big deal if you have to get off the treadmill to crap. More of an issue if you have to take a shit in the bushes at the side of somebody's house.  People tend not to like that. That almost happened to me.

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12 Aug: Friday frouschlump.

I didn't poo yesterday. I was expecting to after lunch, but it didn't happen. The first thing I had to do this morning was poo. nice big, solid poo. Not like my regular, soft-serve poos. Best of all, I didn't have to wash my hands after, because I jumped right into the shower. And I was fresh all day.

eNjoy.