My Daily Poo

Friday, August 5, 2016

1 Aug: Monday twaffle.

Starting a new month. Still working in the tent camp. Still sucking shit. But still proving you, my fans, good poo pics.

eNjoy.

31 Jul: Sunday blumpton.

Sunday poo. Worked all weekend. And I've been under a LOT of stress. But it hasn't seemed to affect my poo.

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End of week poo. Traveling. Friday sucked because I was in a tent camp ask weekend. It sucked. (I slept at the hotel, but had to go to the tent camp to work. So this is hotel poo, not tent camp poo. They had porta-johns set up for the tent camp, but I didn't end up pooing in one.)

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5 Aug: Bloody Friday poo.

These pics require an explanation. I've been traveling on business for the last two weeks. I've been in a hotel. My poos have been pretty normal. Yesterday, I didn't poo. This morning, the urge to poo woke me up at about 6 am. I sat down, and could feel something was amiss. It felt like a hard blockage at the head of the poo. I really had to push. It felt..."scratchy." Turns out, it was. It scratched my rectum and caused some bleeding. I noticed the red when I took the pics. And confirmed that it was indeed blood when I wiped. Yes...that is my blood. Ugh. I literally shit blood for your viewing pleasure.

As I was packing to depart the hotel, I had to poo again. The second poo was soft, as my second poos usually are. So I didn't have to push...it just slid right out. But as you can see, there was more blood. I pooed again, 30 minutes later. I didn't see any blood on the third poo. I must have a tender rectum, no? It seems to bleed with very little provocation. Good thing I'm not gay, huh? ;)

eNjoy.