So, this poo was a little different. For the most part, my poos are soft plops. not today. This was a long, hard, log. Felt like I was shitting for 20 minutes. I really did give birth to this baby. And, I had to pinch it off, because it wasn't ploopping right out. Which of course means I had to wipe for 5 hours to get my as clean. What I don't do to get my bowels clear.
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I hadn't crapped since Monday. So I had a big one brewing. So after dinner Wednesday, while watching a movie on Amazon, I had to poo. Put the movie on pause, and took a big steaming soft serve dump. Looked a little darker than normal...interesting. This is what 2 days of fasting and going low carb will do.
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So, I woke up this morning, had cup of coffee, and I had to poo! So...gross story. I'm in the master bathroom, and I poo. I stand up, before I wipe, to take the pic. I put the phone down, and I immediately jumped into the shower. (I turned on the water so it would get hot while pooed. It's all abou the timing.) I repeat...pooed, took the pic, and got into the shower. I forgot to wipe. I realized this when I started to wash my ass. I inspected my soapy fingers, and found poo. Kind of gross. But I was in the shower. I just washed everything off. So...I went to work fresh. Always nice.
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So, Sunday after a full cheat day. Actually, the last several days have been full cheat days. Duo my poos have been fairly consistent. With the beginning of the new year, I'm going to be cutting way back on calories and carbs. We'll see how out affects my poos. Can't wait.
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So, I fasted yesterday, until about 6:30 pm, as is my habit on Friday. I went to the gym, at about 5, and when I got home, I drank beer. I ate lobstercakes and pretzel dogs. And lots of beer always mashes for a good poo. With the new camera you can really see the nooks and crannies of my poo. Thanks Samsung!
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So, I was up late last night, and I slept in this morning. Later than I've slept in a long time. As soon as I woke up, I had to poo. Pretty juicy poo too. Drank a lot of beer last night. This really is a beer phlork.
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So, this is what poo looks like after a New Year's Eve party. Drank beer and rum and ate a lot of shit. Doesn't look a lot different than normal poo. Still, a pretty nice phlurd.
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