31 July: Saturday skompleyork.

Kind of a 'blah' poo. Not very exciting. Kind of a floating jumble. Yuh. Pooey as floaty, jumbly bloat. Bloaty gumble. Jumbly, numbly splort. That's it!

eNjoy.

30 July: Friday kankaboolp.

End of the work week little poolets. They sank, so I had to take the pic an a slight angle to avoid camera flash on the surface. Always results in a very clear pic. Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.

29 July: Thursday chlanggerduk.

Big, beefy, goey, pooey, loafy load. Poo loaf. Loafy poo. Ploaf. Ploag. There can never be enough words for poo. 

eNjoy 

27 July: Tuesday bleebgummer

Just a big blob of ooey, gooey goodness. Nice looking blorp of poo. Look at all of the bits and pieces. Pile 'o poo. Looking good. 

eNjoy.

26 July: Monday hormspult.

Chubby, chunky and blunky. Glubbard and brown, orange and gunch. This is poo. This is my poo. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

eNjoy.

25 July: Sunday clunchgrounder.

So, while I started the poo 10 years ago yesterday, my first poo post was 10 years ago today. So, here's to 10 years of poo! As of yesterday, I'd posted 2,367 times! That's a lot of poo! And a lot of poo pics. All of my poo, if it was at all possible, is chronicled in this blog. So you, gentle reader, are just as familiar with what comes squirting out of my bunghole as I am! We really are poo brothers and sisters (mostly brothers--i do have some female fans, but I'm pretty sure most of my readers are men). 

When I first started this blog, I was happy to get 30 visitors a day. Now I get, on average, between 300 and 500 visitors a day. Sometimes more. A lot more. I think the most I got in one day was 8,900 visitors. I have no idea what caused the spike. Maybe my blog was mentioned in a news article or another blog. Who knows. And I don't why the "Italy poo splat" entry gets the most visits. I guess if I did a little digging I might be able to figure it out. 

Anyway, I hope to be blogging about my poo for a long time. As long as I'm able. And as long as you, gentle reader, continue to visit my site.

Here's a nice poo pic to start off the next 10 years. And not a bad poo pic 

eNjoy.

24 July: 10th anniversary poo!

I've been doing this blog for 10 years. I'll say it again: 10 years! 10 years of poo! From me, to my readers. And this is my 10th anniversary poo post. Not an exciting poo but still a poo to remember! Thanks again to all of my readers! If you didn't come to my blog, I wouldn't do it!

eNjoy.

23 July: Friday glunkinborf.

Pooed in the morning Friday. Average poo. Pretty good poo pic. Nice, big blorf pat. Looks like there's assume corn, but I haven't had corn in a while. I wonder if it's leftover corn-on-the-cob from the 4th of July? Corn-on-the-cob--the gift that keeps on giving! 

eNjoy.

Happy anniversary!

10 years ago today, I started this little poo blog. 10 years. I can hardly believe it. 10 years!! As of today I'm at 773K page views, all time. Starting a poo blog is one thing. Keeping up with it is another. Lots of people start poo blogs and then quickly lose their enthusiasm when it turns out to be work. Real work. When I started the blog I was using an old digital camera. I then took the memory stick from the old Sony camera and took it to my desktop computer and updated my blog using the website. It was a pain in the ass. Which of why there are limited entries from the first 3 years.

After that, I got a smart phone, and updating my blog became much easier. I just take the pictures with my phone, and update the blog using the blogger app on my phone. Easy peasy. 

So, dear readers, the blog continues. Most of my readers are from the US. Which makes sense as the blog is in English. But I do consistently get readers from all over the world. As long as people keep coming to my blog, I'll keep posting pictures of my poo. Here's to another 10 years!

22 July: Thursday spulldrunker.

This poo waited to make its appearance. As you know, I usually poo first thing in the morning. This poo waited until mid-afternoon to engage. Because I was upstairs, I dropped this load in the upstairs bathroom. So, kind of cool. Cool looking poo as well. A couple of big, chunky dark colored logs. And I do mean chunky and bumpy. There's also a dollop of poo below the log in the right but it's hard to see. The dollop is a little shy. That's okay. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

21 July: Wednesday poonglequat.

Mid week poo. Sort of layered and coiled. Upper left and right look like little poo wings. Unfortunately for the poo, the only place it flew to was the sewage line out of the house. Just think of what it could have been, but for our propensity to get rid of poo as fast as possible. Broken poo dreams. Sniff.

20 July: Tuesday forkdrimer.

Kind of a gloppy Tuesday poo. A chunky blumpkin. A fat, floop of feces. It's flooces. It's poo. And that's why you're here. 

eNjoy.

19 July: Monday florphalhoven.

Monday poo! Starting off the work week with a splodle. A big, fat, brown bungle. Floating, which means it's light and fluffy. Always nice to drop a fluffy poo. 

eNjoy.

18 July: Sunday corglesputh.

So I started the week off with a nice poo. How many times have you heard that in this blog? A couple. That's okay. If it works, it works. Poo is poo, and I know why readers of this blog are here. They're here for poo, not witty dialog.

eNjoy.

17 July: Saturday kludgerbroin.

This poo is a big, fat, beefy, perfectly brown plorp. Nice looking glop. Need I say more? 

eNjoy.

16 July: Friday stittzledjin.

Big, ooey, gooey glop of a poo. Sort of a deep, dark green. Kind of a rough, mealy look. Interesting mid-summer poo. Not much else to say, so, I'll shut up. 

eNjoy.

15 July: Thursday spinkwonger.

Nice, big blob of a poo. Looks kind of like a pyramid. A poo pyramid. I like it! 

eNjoy.

14 July: Wednesday blorzopulp.

Mid week work/home poo. Kind of ooey and gooey and plumpy and glumpy. There are a couple if nuggets at the bottom and top left that might look familiar. Looks like corn to me. But I haven't eaten corn since July 4th. So, I'm not sure. Was the corn hiding out in my colon? Waiting for a time to be soon? We'll never know. But I know one thing: corn is the food that keeps on giving. 😁🥱

eNjoy.

13 July: Tuesday floodgerwang.

So this poo came after a BIG Qdoba burrito bowl for lunch. The bowl was delicious, and I knew it would induce a poo, because I didn't poo this morning. And poo I did. This plorp came slithering out of my bunghole like a big, thick brown boa constrictor. It was right in the middle when it came to consistency. So that meant a soft, gooey mess on the ole brown starfish. I had to wipe 3 times with regular TP once with a wet wipe. But it was worth it. Great poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

12 July: Monday smorchgober.

So, started off the work week with a nice poo. Came after coffee and a quail egg and sausage breakfast. Yep, I had quail eggs for breakfast.b by my count, about four quail eggs equals about one large egg. But they taste almost exactly the same as regular eggs. We'll see how they look in poo! 

eNjoy.

11 July: Sunday flunkbubble.

Woke up this morning, hungover. This is hangover poo. And it's pretty good looking poo. Actually, it's damn good looking poo. I'm going to have to get hungover more often. Right?

eNjoy.

10 July: Saturday spormalbrinch.

Woke up at 8 am this morning and really had to poo. Big time. Sat on the toilet and the only thing that came out was a big, long, deep fart. It felt like a poo, but was only a fart. Disappointed. I got up, had a cup of coffee, and THEN pooed. But a bad poo. And not bad for a day that started off with a huge fart.

eNjoy.

9 July: Friday glapperyownd.

Had a poo Friday. It felt really good coming out, but it's not very impressive. But, it's still poo, right? Going for better. Maybe my colon is getting lazy. Not doing the hard work to make really classically formed poos. I'm going to have to give my colon an ultimatum. Better poos or else. Or else what? Have to think about that...

eNjoy.

8 July: Thursday chilqersnood.

Kind of a blob of a poo. I guess that would make it a plob. Poo as wordplay. 

eNjoy.

7 July: Wednesday ploogspiktin.

So, mid week poo. Not spectacular. Not particularly burly. But still poo. What else could it be? What else could you ask for? 

eNjoy.

6 July: Tuesday impjunter.

So, cool looking little poolets. Another one of my poos that look like a Chinese character. Poo as calligraphy.

eNjoy.

5 July: Monday flumpdumper.

So, this poo took a little "encouragement." I had to push it. And I'll give you one guess what I had for dinner last evening....😆😆

eNjoy.

4 July: Independence Day flagoggin.

Woke up late this 4th of July. And I started the celebration by dropping a big dumper. This is a big, meaty load. And this after dropping two big loads yesterday. My colon never ceases to amaze me in it's ability to produce a lot of poo. Here's to my colon! And to US Independence Day!

eNjoy.

3 July: Saturday thrimplestunk.

Started the weekend with a nice dumper. Always a good way to start off the weekend. This poo was...gronky. Always looking to invent new words to describe poo. Gronky: sort of chunky, and glunky. Gronky. There you go. Any questions?

Second poo came after a big lunch. So, always nice to get a bonus poo!

eNjoy.

2 July: Friday glokkerspint.

Dropped this load just after 12 noon--a little later than normal. Another big, beefy load. Poo far left of bi-color. Always fun. Life sedimentary rock. Layers of poo. Different epochs. Poo as archeology.

eNjoy.

30 June: Wednesday chorfclunger.

Big, fat beefy mid-week load. But a bad effort. Nice, rich brown color. It's prefer that my poos float, because they make for much better pictures. And that's that.

eNjoy.