Saturday poo meme.

31 May: Saturday sclamryjunion.

Back home. Pooing at home, always a good thing. Holiday is over. First home poo is definitely beefier. Good poo pic. Tomorrow I start prepping for my colonoscopy scheduled for Monday. Yep, I'm getting scoped Monday. As always, I will publish the results on Monday. Can hardly wait. 

eNjoy.

30 May: Friday frunionglime.

Last morning in the AirBNB. Going home. The poos here on holiday haven't been exciting. But the traffic to this blog is up. By a lot. The number one country visiting my blog? Singapore. Again. Why Singapore? It's happened before, and I don't get it. Yesterday, in second place, was Vietnam. Anybody from Singapore or Vietnam want to explain to me why you're countries are so into be l my blog? You can comment or send me an email. All emails sent to me are confidential.

eNjoy. 

28 May: Wednesday horvalgrunkter.

Still pooing at the AirB&B. Strange toilet, spotty lighting. Sort of hazy, gauzy looking poo. Meh. Sort of green, dark and shadowed. Like it's shy. Wants to stay hidden. That's okay, because I flushed it soon after. Problem solved. 

eNjoy.

27 May: Tuesday ploonjimner.

Taking a mini holiday, so this is AirB&B poo. On the beach. So also best poo. Different toilet. Sort of just okay. Meh. Seemed beefier coming out. But still poo, right? 

eNjoy.

26 May: Monday molchsporter.

Blopping poo to start out the week. What's 'blopping' you ask? I don't know, I just made it up. What do you think it means? Let me know in the comments. Ooey, gooey AND glumpty. Really glumpty. It's poo. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.