Thursday, August 31, 2023

Question about search engine optimization.

So, a question for my web-development readers. Why does this blog have 150 page views over day, 600 page views three days after that, and the following day the blog has 2400 page views. I honestly don't know why this blog has such wildly fluctuating readership. I'm not a tech guy so I don't know how it works. Yes, I like to see higher numbers. It was really exciting to see the readership balloon to 8900 back in 2017 (the highest daily total I'm aware of). But I have no idea why that happens. Any insight would be appreciated.

31 August: Thursday chunkgloggle.

Pooed twice Wednesday but they weren't good poos. Poos at the beach have been soft. Today's poo wasn't an exciting poo. But I have to post something, right? I can't let my fans down. My fans want poo! So, fluffy, floating beach poo it is. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

29 August: Tuesday chobbleplean.

On holiday at the beach! Beach poo. So, strange toilet, strange lighting. Floating flumpers.  Kind of--different. Different is okay. I just wish the lighting was better. 

eNjoy 

Sunday, August 27, 2023

27 August: Sunday phlorplegumpty.

Being pooing pretty regularly since Thursday. Poo has been softer. Softer than when I first started talking Wegovy. Those were some ass-rippers. 😳😳 This is a pretty standard poo pile. Definitely ooey and gooey. Bulgy and gulgy? It's poo.

eNjoy.

Saturday, August 26, 2023

26 August: Saturday hobbglumpkin.

Saturday and this is third day in a row I've dropped a deuce. Good times. This was sort of...meh. A little glortle of a poo. A plop with a dunkle. The dunkle slowly settled to the bottom of the bowl. As poo does. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

Friday, August 25, 2023

25 August: Friday phlumphlegorney.

Wasn't sure if I'd poo today because of that giant log I dropped yesterday. But the poo came mid-morning. And this is an interesting poo. Soft, coiled up log with a soft, gooey plop in the middle. And a small dollop that sank to the bottom of the bowl. Like a little satellite. Good poo. Fun poo. There you go 

eNjoy.

24 August: Thursday borfinjongel.

Crapped twice on Monday, didn't crap at all Tuesday or Wednesday, and then dropped this big green log Thursday. Hard log. Seriously. But the ass rippers from two weekends ago, but still substantial. You can even see some corn at the end. Bonus! A solid poo pic is always made better with corn. That's one of the mantras of this blog. Not a bad mantra. 

eNjoy.