27 February; Saturday klimperpooch.

So, I did poo Friday, but it wasn't a good poo. Pooed twice today, but only one was worthy of inclusion in this blog. I do have my standards. I always make sure that inferior poo doesn't make it to these pages. You're welcome. Today's poo was kind of fun! A big, spreading blopper floating on the top. Big, brown and ambitious.

eNjoy.

25 February: Thursday thunchber.

So, to didn't poo Tuesday or Wednesday. Which seems to be the normal cycle. Then poo big time on Thursday. And in this case, poo twice. Both kind of globby. Dark and glorky. Kind of ooey and gooey. Blubby and glubby. Poo is poo. There you go.

eNjoy.

22 February: Monday kungemunkle.

So, pretty much carbed it up all weekend, with plenty 'o poo all weekend. And a big fat poo blorg on Monday. Chunky and beefy and glorky. Nice rich reddish brown. So there you go. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

21 February: Sunday chorblorter.

So, I feasted and cheated yesterday, Saturday, cheat day. Huge cheeseburger and fries for lunch. Drank a beer. And full sugar coke and rum. So I expected a substantial poo today. It was a good poo, but not huge. Sang a good poo pic. I crapped again an hour later, but it wasn't pooagenic. So, there you go.

eNjoy.

20 February: Saturday spundundle.

Didn't poo Friday, so this is a two day load. Same this is a nice looking log. Smooth and long. Medium consistency. Which meant I had to wipe my ass 5 times. Just really gummy. But worth it for the poo pic. What I don't do for my fans. 

eNjoy.

18 February: Thursday glumptychord.

Didn't poo Tuesday or Wednesday. That's the way it is going low carb. Much less poo. I'm not quite sure how that works, because I'm still running a lot of good. And then when I do poo, they aren't huge loads. So, weird. Thursday's poo was a big blorp. But it wasn't a three day blorp. So, there you go.

eNjoy.

15 February: Monday chordyglunt.

Had a nice poo Monday. Technically Sunday was supposed to be low carb, but I ended up eating sushi and drinking A LOT of vodka. So I cheated. And pooed on Monday. A big, fat, glorggely poo. Dark and grainy. You can see the individual bits and pieces. 

eNjoy.