25 October: Sunday glummerchunks.

Sunday poo. Kind of chunky. Kind of mealy. Not nearly as substantial as I would have liked. I just wish I could go back to taking that one colossal dump in the morning. And then that's it. I shit 3 times yesterday. The second two were neglegible little squirts. It sucked. My asshole was sore. Just one and done. I need to start taking imodium. It SOMEthing.  This poo was--okay. I just wanted bigger. I rate this poo a 6.

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24 October: Saturday chinklegraeme.

So when I went in the bathroom to poo, I farted. I mean a big, liquid, shorts shaking fart. So when I day down to shit, there wasn't much there. So I had to sit for a while, eventually pushing out these little scraps. I then shit twice more during the day. Mostly liquid and not worthy of pics. And yep, my bunghole was sore after all of that shitting. I rate this slight poo a 5 1/2.

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23 October: Friday jungenchord.

End of the work week poo. Nice, meaty, beefy loaflets. Dark, rich color. Lots of ooey, gooey goodness.  And you can see lots of food particles in this dork. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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22 October: Thursday clearjinker.

Interesting looking poo. It's bi-colored... something that happens every once in a while. Kind of cool. Cool little multi-colored loaflets. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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21 October: Wednesday chudglimmer.

Kind of a mid-week glop. Not exciting. You can see some corn from the previous day's salad. Meh. I rate this a 4.

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20 October: Tuesday double gloobtutter.

So, the poo woke me up Tuesday morning. That happens to me 3-4 times a year. I wake up with very uncomfortable intestinal cramps.  That get progressively stronger and more painful. They only thing that will stop the cramps is to have a bowel movement. The first pic is the result. Kind of a weird looking dookie. Second poo came a couple of hours after I woke up. I had a lot to unload. 

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19 October: Monday chortleblat.

Starting my 31st week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. Working from home. Pooing at home. This is a nice, meaty turd. Good start for the week. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.