Sunday, July 30, 2017

30 Jul: Sunday gloink.

Sunday poo! Ate a bacon croissanwich from Burger King yesterday.  Drank beer and ate wings too. Oh...and drank vodka! Didn't make for an exciting poo though. Oh well.

eNjoy.

29 Jul: Saturday phloop.

Didn't poo on Friday, so this Saturday poo is a load!  A little darker...a big phlat. Didn't poo before I went to Burger King (my guilty Saturday morning pleasure), and got the familiar intestinal rumblings sitting in the drive through lane. Made it home ok, though, it wasn't yet an emergency. 

And finally, a better pic. Nothing else to say!

eNjoy.

27 Jul: Thursday glorple.

Another unexciting poo. Soft, formless...almost didn't post. My readers deserve better. But I've committed to post the good and the bad.

This is a rare time you'll see toilet paper in one of my pics. I used it to wipe the seat and forgot to flush before I pooed! 

eNjoy.

25 Jul: Tuesday slobbin.

Regular early morning work poo phlump. Not an exciting poo.

eNjoy.

24 Jul: Monday Double flumple.

Started off the week with a good poo. You can see the greens and peppers I had for lunch the day before! Gotta love salad and its representation in poo!

I then dropped another ploop a couple of hours later...and it wasn't completely soft. 

eNjoy.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

23 Jul: Sunday molgum.

So, another washed out poo pic. This would have been a good pic if wasn't washed out. Grrr. I need a new phone.

eNjoy.

22 Jul: Saturday ploop.

Saturday plooper. Pic is washed out...my poo wasn't that light. Kind of ooey and gooey.

eNjoy.