Saturday, June 18, 2016

18 Jun: Saturday double slurple.

I guess, because my poo yesterday was small, I was blessed with two poos this morning! Always good. First poo didn't feel that big coming out, but pics don't lie: it was a load. Second poo came after my Chic-fil-a chicken and egg bagel. So there we go.

eNjoy.

17 Jun: Friday florg.

Crapped this little poo just BEFORE I got into the shower! Always good timing. I didn't have to wash my hands because I guy right into the shower! Always fun when I don't have to wash after pooing.

eNjoy.

16 Jun: Thursday thralk.

Thursday poo...after I got to work. Not spectacular.

eNjoy.

15 Jun: Wednesday whierple.

Mediocre mid-week poo. Not a lot here.

eNjoy.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

13 Jun: Monday hangover poo.

Drank a lot Sunday night at an impromptu block party. A LOT. And there wasn't really any food. Just drink. I had to bail at midnight and my neighbors were still drinking. Woke up Monday feeling like poo. Which was appropriate. Poo for poo.

eNjoy.

12 Jun: Sunday glumph.

Day after cheat day. Drank beer and ate crab the day before. Good stuff. Really solid poo. Like is good.

eNjoy.

11 Jun: Saturday spruntley.

As always, previous night was a cheat night. Saturday I feasted. And this was the poo that resulted. Pretty impressive poo. For your enjoyment.

eNjoy.