Friday, July 31, 2015

31 Jul: Friday frapple.

Are a lot of carbs yesterday...sandwiches for lunch and dinner...along with potato chips, which I also don't usually eat during the week. And then some vodka tonics with dinner. Which made for a good glorple this morning. And, as you can see, the turds are floating. Not sure why they float sometimes and they sink sometimes.

eNjoy.

30 Jul: Thursday phlorggle.

Nice mid week poo. I've been drinking beer during the week, which I normally don't do. Which means I've been pooing a lot.

eNjoy.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

28 Jul: Tuesday twaddle.

Didn't crap yesterday, and today's poo came in the late afternoon, after getting done with work....which is good, because I'm not in a position to take pics of poo at work. For now. Lucky you!

eNjoy.

26 Jul: late Sunday schmorple.

Traveling back you the hotel, late Sunday night, and had to poo again. So this is late Sunday, hotel poo.

eNjoy.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

26 Jul: Sunday sprongle.

Full cheat day yesterday. Beer and pizza. And I nice big glop this morning.

eNjoy.

Saturday, July 25, 2015

25 Jul: Saturday phlorgle.

So I feasted last night....and finally had a good poo this morning. I've been traveling,  and that always makes be a little irregular. And THAT makes me irritable.

Drank beer last night, and usually means a good crap.

eNjoy.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

23 Jul: Thursday glarple.

So, I pooed at lunch yesterday, but didn't have my phone with me. Then I woke early this morning with bad intestinal cramps. They came in waves. That happens to me once or twice a year. I wake up in the middle of the night, with bad cramps, and the only way to alleviate the discomfort is to crap.

So I got to the toilet, and pooed. I burped a bollup, what I thought might be a good bollus, but a packet a liquid poo followed, and that's really the only thing you can see.

eNjoy.