7 July: Monday spitzlergrumpet.

So on Monday, I decided to poo! Chunky and slinky poo. Blobbin and gorpy. Not exciting, but they can't all be exciting. But it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

6 July: Sunday bournospollion.

Big, fat Sunday dumpload. Had Qdoba tacos last night, and I had to poo first thing after waking today. Light colored, so very pungent. I still see some residual corn. Nice looking poo and a really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

5 July: Saturday murphlechinster.

Day after 4th of July feast. Grilled burgers, potato salad and corn-on-the-cob. Yep. Corn. And this is an excellent example of corn poo. Nothing quite as fun as corn poo. There is leftover corn, so you will be seeing more corn poo in the next couple of days. So buckle up, it's going to be a corny weekend! 

eNjoy. 

3 July: Thursday chomsplointly.

Didn't know if I'd poo this day because I crapped 3 times the day before. The last time a liquid squirt right before bed. I shouldn't have worried. This globster came mid-afternoon and was impressive. Bi-colored and globular. Impressive load and a good poo pic. 

eNjoy. 

2 July: Wednesday heinkenfrumny.

A mid-week dollop of poo. And you can see corn! Corn from the burrito bowl I had for lunch the day before. Corn poo is always fun! Hello?!

eNjoy.

1 July: Tuesday horpgrinchler.

Dropped a little load on Tuesday. Kind of glorpy and--foamy? I see foam, bottom right. That's a first. Foam. Kinda weird, but kinda cool.

eNjoy.