Saturday, February 10, 2024

6 February: Tuesday chunkgumbler.

Hard poo logs. Taking the Wegovy on Monday, I usually don't crap until Friday. But that changed Tuesday. And these were hard. A sinker and some floaters. Definitely out of the ordinary. My poo never ceases to amaze me. 

eNjoy.

Sunday, February 4, 2024

4 February: Sunday horfablorm.

Dropped this sploot Sunday morning. It is a sploot of poo. A warm, soft, liquid sploot of poo. Almost, you could say, a splorch of poo. A plorchle of poo. Not exciting, but still poo. And a pretty good poo pic. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

3 February: Second Saturday floiblequerd.

A dropped a second blorp Saturday evening, after a couple of vodka tonics. Yep, dry January is over and I'm back to enjoying alcoholic beverages. It wasn't that hard to do without, and I didn't feel much different, so I decided not to make it permanent. Anyway, this blurg was kind of a mess. But hey, it's poo. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday, February 3, 2024

Saturday poo meme.

3 February: Saturday hymelgroind.

Another hard stool. Long, thin, hard poo log. Again, this poo took some pushing. Real pushing. Again, no blood. I wonder what tomorrow will bring. Poo is always an adventure. What's next!

eNjoy.

2 February: Friday frooziborth.

Hadn't crapped since Sunday so this is a 5 day load. And this was a hard log. As you can see. This poo took some pushing . Really. Luckily no blood. Doesn't look like 5 days of poo. Don't know where all of the poo is going--i don't feel stopped up. Sometimes poo is a mystery. 

eNjoy.

Friday, February 2, 2024

28 January: Sunday gorpglunkle.

Dropped this poo late Sunday evening. A rare Sunday evening poo. Enjoy it. Revel in it. Learn it. Know it. Live it. Not a bad looking poo. And a pretty good poo pic. Kind of...gloppy? Glorpy? 

eNjoy.