Saturday, June 4, 2022

4 June: Saturday clarchingtorg.

Second poo while on Metamucil. I don't know, I guess it'll take longer to make a difference. I don't know what I was expecting. I'm hoping for a healthier difference. Poo is kind of cool. Started off more solid, and then kind of spobbered out. A definite blorker. Flumby and glumpy. I like it. Hope you do too. Let me know if you see a difference in my poo since starting the Metamucil.

eNjoy.

Corn: it's what's for dinner.

Saw this meme and couldn't resist publishing here. 🤣🤣

3 June: Friday chungtasporm.

First poo after taking Metamucil (took it Thursday). It felt substantial coming out, but sunk to the bottom, and it doesn't LOOK substantial. Not much else to say--it's not a good pic because the poo is completely submerged. Oh well. 

eNjoy.

2 June: Thursday clumpyerfrobd.

Took TWO massive liquid shits on Wednesday after eating a huge Mezzah Mediterranean bowl. I mean, explosive, fire hydrant shits. About an hour and a half apart. There were leafy greens in the second shit. Two hours after eating. That must be a world record transit through my digestive system. 

So, I didn't know if I would crap Thursday. I shouldn't have worried. This big fat bolus came as soon as I woke up. A big, fat splop.

eNjoy.

31 May: Tuesday clip sphincter.

Interesting little loaflets. Juicy and clumpy. Nice form--not spectacular--but kind of cool. Workmanlike little poo let's.

eNjoy.

30 May: Monday klagroiple.

Memorial day poo. Day off poo. Kind of a cool looking poo. Nice picture, very sharp lines, good contrast. Looks kind of reddish toward the top. Good stuff.

eNjoy.

29 May: Sunday glitchingboink.

So, here we go, starting off the week with a nice poo. Not a bad poo--sort of glunchy and fluffy. Nothing more needs to be said. 

eNjoy.