5 September: Sunday floozchubber.

So, this is the day we drive home from holiday. No bueno. But I still got the poo pic in the vacation toilet. Not spectacular, but hey, it's poo. Poo is poo. And this is the last of the vacation poo. And we go back to working from home poo. The poo just never stops.

eNjoy.

4 September: Saturday chortscluger.

So, I had a big chipotle chicken sandwich for lunch yesterday. And the sandwich had a lot of jalapenos on it. A LOT of jalapenos. And I paid for that in the back end. Yesterday I pooed for the second time at about 9 at night. And I could feel the jalapenos. They. Burned. And my poo this morning burned. Jalapenos--the food that keeps on giving. And makes you pay.

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3 September: Friday oochglunker.

Heading toward the end of my vacation. This poo started as a loaf and ended up as a pile. Sort of a loaf. Not terribly exciting. But Thursday's poo made up for it. Don't like this poo? Go back to the day before. That will make up for it. 

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2 September: Thursday plimperwurx.

Not a bad looking poo. If I do say so myself. Perfect, medium sized loaves. Middle loaf is bi-color. Very cool. Sometimes, you get winners. You're welcome.

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1 September: Wednesday flummergorm.

Middle of the vacation week. Drinking a lot of beer and eating anything I want to eat. Kind of cute little poolets. Not exciting, but vacation poo is still poo. 

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31 August: Tuesday chorpledrumd.

Second day of vacation. I'm eating more, and I'm pooing more. As long as I poo more and don't gain weight. I usually don't gain weight on vacation even though I eat and drink anything I want. Maybe my body just steps up an and poos out the extra calories. My colon never ceases to amaze me. And not a bad little poo pic. Cute little mini loaves. It's poo!

eNjoy.

30 August: Monday holiday schportzglinkle.

I'm on holiday this week (known as vacation here in the US) so all this week's poo will be holiday poo. This is the first entry. You can tell this toilet is different from my home toilet. That's okay. It's a toilet, and it's still poo! 

eNjoy.