6 Oct: Sunday slubbercorkal.

Early Sunday morning poo. Kind of cool and kind of fun. Getting ready for a day of football. Pre-football poo. Kind of a gloinker. I rate it 6 1/2 stars. I invite you to also rate my poo.

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Let's rate my poo!

From now on, I'm going to rate every poo, on a scale from 1 to 10. Because, well, some poos are better than others.

I'm inviting all of my readers to do the same. Rate my poo on a scale from 1 to 10 (and you can use 1/2s of you want. If you don't think the poo quite makes an 8, rate it a 7 1/2). Do it via the comments section. You can do it anonymously if you want. But do it! I want to hear which poos my readers like!

5 Oct: Saturday voblrezonk.

Regular Saturday poo. Ate pizza last night and drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka. That combo usually makes for an interesting poo. This poo is just okay. Kind of dark and kind of ploopy. I rate it about a 5. What about you?

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4 Oct: Friday ploomkins.

These floating plops were a little shy. They didn't arrive until mid morning. Normally I shit right after I get to work. Kind of interesting, floating little plobbers. Kind of soft, brown little pillpoops.

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3 Oct: Thursday froobmobbin.

Thursday poo came about 30 minutes after I got to work in the morning. Another unspectacular poo. Sort of half way between hard and loose. So, a normal poo for me. You can see--starts off as a log, ends up as a plop.

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2 Oct: Wednesday nuumginger

Pooed twice on Tuesday, so Wednesday's poo came mid afternoon. Not terrific, but nice definition.

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1 October: Tuesday buncoplorb.

Happy new fiscal year! So, because I shit FOUR TIMES on Sunday, I didn't crap at all Monday, as expected. I was hoping to get back on a regular cycle on Tuesday. I ended up crapping twice. I would have preferred only once. First time was right before I went to the gym at work. That's good. Shit, work out, shower. Fresh. But then I crapped not long after breakfast. Not fresh. Luckily, I didn't crap again after lunch. Sheeesh. First poo was better, as always. Can't wait to see what happens on Wednesday.

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