Friday, October 7, 2016

2 Oct: Sunday glorphum.

Big, fat Sunday morning poo. Didn't poo Saturday because I crapped so late Friday. I drank beer and ate pizza yesterday. Good poo pic Sunday.

eNjoy.

30 Sep: Friday log.

I didn't poo on Thursday, and I got home a little early from work Friday afternoon because I was scheduled to go on a ride along with the local police department. I knew I HAD to poo before the ride along. So I went upstairs and squeezed this puppy out. Nice, long, straight log. Good turd.

eNjoy.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

28 Sep: Wednesday wrungle.

Another unimpressive work poo. This was another rare afternoon poo. Another sinker. Another unimpressive poo.

eNjoy.

27 Sep: Tuesday troible.

Pooed after I got to work. Sucks. Poo clearly sank. Nothing to write home about.

eNjoy.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

26 Sep: Monday drungle.

Monday....rare afternoon poo. Some floaters AND sinkers. Interesting.

eNjoy.

25 Sep: Sunday schlorple.

Drank beer again, the previous night, after my 5 mile run. Good beer. This was a good poo. Normally my poos are not as long and ropey.

eNjoy.

24 Sep: Saturday glumble.

Big, orange, Saturday morning load. Drank beer last night...and that usually makes fit nice poos.

eNjoy.