Sunday poo meme.

30 December: Saturday whoofjummer.

Blorped this out after downing a Jimmy John's 8 inch Italian sub. It's been almost two weeks since my last Wegovy injection. Poos are much more regular and much looser. You can see a tiny red mark toward the middle of the pic--looks like a backward capital "L." I'm pretty sure that's blood. TP came away bloody. Never something you want to see in your poo. If it continues in the new year, I'm going to see the gastro doc. We'll see 

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29 December: Friday brinkluntner.

Been more than a week and a half since I've done Wegovy and poo is normalizing. Sort of. I don't really have normal poo. But the Wegovy definitely tends to stop me up. Will re-start the Wegovy ok Monday. I also think I'm going to try a dry January, so looking forward to see how that affects my poo. This poo was definitely a more normal loaf poolets. Kind of cool. 

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28 December: Thursday gorflumpling.

Dropped this ballop of poo after lunch. Not a bad bolus. Ooey, gooey, creamy and steamy. Like soft serve poo creme. Really good poo pic. You're welcome.

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26 December: Tuesday harchplunsy.

Didn't poo yesterday, Christmas Day, but did eat lots of Christmas lasagna! Yum. And ate some apple pie and drank rum. Tuesday's poo came about 9 am, while I was watching the new Ricky Gervais special on Netflix. Poo started off hard, and ended up in a gloop. Not too bad. No blood. Good poo. Good day. 

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Christmas poo meme.

Remember Mr. Hankey from South Park?

24 December: Sunday flordalgumper.

Another pool of poo. That's been the routine lately--i don't poo for four days, and then I crap liquid over the weekend. At least I'm not shitting blood, so there's that. Unremarkable poo pool. Poo is poo. Nothing else to say. 

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23 December: Saturday glorglefroobst.

Dropped this blorble after I ate a big gyro for lunch. As you can see, it was almost completely liquid. Poo soup, as it were. With some chunkies at the top. Haven't seen blood in a while. That's good. Don't want to finish 2023 with a bloody bunghole. Cheers.

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Saturday poo meme.

22 December: Friday glumpyblurd.

Crapped twice Thursday so Friday's poo was a surprise. And it was a regular poo. Didn't hurt. Didn't rip my ass. No blood. Just a blorp. Blorps are good. So there you go. 

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21 December: Thursday ploopgrunko.

First poo since Sunday, so this was a four day load. It was a minor ass ripper--but not as bad as the previous Saturday, but still a bit uncomfortable. Maybe my bunghole is still a little sore from Saturday. But no blood that I could see. I crapped again in the afternoon and it was a plop. And, no blood. No blood if good. As I said before, crapping blood is no fun. Even though I know it's probably hemorrhoids, it's still very disconcerting to see blood in the toilet bowl.

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17 December: Sunday sporblegorn.

After bloody Saturday, this poo was calm.. No blood that I could see. Just a plop. An ooey, gooey splobble of blorp. That's good, because shitting blood is no fun 

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16 December: Saturday glumpingdrooge.

The good, the bad and the bloody. Here it is. Hadn't pooed until Thursday. Saturday morning's poo was hard. Literally, an ass ripper. This was like passing a tree branch through my bunghole. And the wet wipe came away bloody. I dropped another blorp after lunch. Ang there was blood in the bowl. I decided to include that pic because, well it's what came out of my ass. That's real. I'm 99% sure that the blood is from an internal hemorrhoid that was aggravated by the first hard log. That's it. The good, the bad and bloody. Sometimes poo isn't pretty 

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14 December: Thursday holchemflood.

My last crap was Sunday so this is a four day load. Doesn't SEEM like a four day load. Still crapping every four days or so. There was definitely a hard plug at the beginning of this poo  I had to push though. So my bunghole definitely got a stretch. That's okay--keeps things lively. Not a bad poo pic but sort of, indistinct? Right word? Meh.

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10 December: Sunday plimchegroint.

Didn't poo Saturday, so this is a two day load. And it was an assbuster. This poo was a struggle to get out. Really stretched out the ol bunghole. Funny because Friday's poo slid out with virtually no prompting. I sat down, unflexed my bunghole and--SPLOORRPP. But this was a much better poo pic...because I dropped it at home. Home poo pics are always much better poo pics. 

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8 December: Friday plookjinty.

Hadn't pooed since Monday, so this is a five day load. Went out to eat for lunch and had a nice filet mignon. Started to feel a rumble of poo when I was still at the restaurant, but there was no TP in the restroom. I decided to head to my ENT for an appointment directly after lunch. About 10 minutes out, I really had to poo. I just BARELY made it to the bathroom in the office. And I blorped this out. Not a good poo pic. But I decided to include it for the story. 

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4 December: Monday plopgumpler.

This was a LOAD. Definitely stretched my bunghole. As you can see, there are several layers of poo here. At the bottom of the bowl you can see the first part of the poo. I normally edit that part out, but I wanted you too see the depth of this poo. And here you go. Multiple levels of gooey, gooey poo. Winner. 

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2 December: Saturday hoorflundle.

So, last pooed Wednesday, so this is a 3 day load. Wasn't sure it would happen, but I was watching football after a lunch of Chick-fil-A and sure enough, I got the old familiar rumblings. Ended up running to the bathroom and and blowing this blop out of my ass. Kind of a cool poo pic. Sort of blorby. What else can I call it? There you go--it's poo!

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29 November: Wednesday plombgomble.

Rare work poo. You can tell by the bad lighting. I was in the office yesterday and I worked out at noon and had a quick Stouffer's frozen dinner afterward. About 30 minutes after I ate, I got some pretty bad abdominal cramping. I felt so bad I was actually considering going home. Then I got the "I've gotta poo" feeling. I dropped this log and I felt much better. Funny how a poo can change your whole outlook on the day.

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26 November: Sunday funchlergoimp.

Dropped this dollep at about 11am while watching TV. Well, I actually went into the bathroom--i didn't crap my pants while watching TV. But I was watching NFL pre-game when the urge arrived. Speaking of crapping my pants, the comedian Jim Jeffries has a couple of really funny bits about crapping his pants. Funny stuff. You can check out his multiple specials on Netflix. 

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25 November: Saturday horbleglimpch.

Didn't poo Friday, so this is a two day, post Thanksgiving Day load. Lots of turkey, mashed potatoes and lobster Mac and cheese in this blorp. And bread and pecan pie. Good good, nice looking poo. And a pretty good poo pic.

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23 November: Thursday plooblechird.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody! It's Thanksgiving here in the US--a strictly American holiday. But, it's a time to give thanks. And I'm giving thanks for the giant log I put down this morning. Hadn't crapped since Monday, so this is a three day load. And this one stretched out the old bunghole. But it was a seriously satisfying crap. And made for a good poo pic. No filters, it was dark green. And yes, that is corn you see in my poo. Always fun. This poo gives in so many ways. Truly a reason to give thanks.

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20 November: Monday glumpjumny.

This was a dump-load of poo. You know, when you're on the toilet, just flexing your bunghole and the poo seems like it will never stop. That was Monday's poo. My pants fit better after this poo load. Not a terribly exciting poo aesthetically, but still a big pile 'o gloop. Poo pics just don't get more real than this.

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18 November: Saturday ooplamgrintz.

Sat down mid morning yesterday and had a nice poo. Regular poo. Nice little chunklets. Looks like a nodule of corn, but I don't think I had corn in the past week. I took two liquid shits after a 5 Guys burger for lunch, but not pooagenic. One crap, and then another 10 minutes later. Hey, it's poo. When you gotta go, you gotta go. 

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17 November: Friday chorpglunker.

Pooed a couple of little nuggets on Tuesday, but I didn't count that as a real poo. Then, were back to the regular routine: Wegovy on Monday, and I don't crap for four days. Then on Friday, an hour and a half after taking stool softener, I dropped this plop load. I guess the stool softener worked. That was a load. A pile 'o poo. Hey--it's poo!

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13 November: Monday chorfgorfle.

Back home Sunday. Saturday night was not a good night. Extreme intestinal issues caused since "leakage" of poo juice whilst I slept. Made a mess in the sheets. Not good. (Never good, but I was in a VRBO house using somebody else's sheets. Did a lot of laundry Sunday morning.) I woke up several times during the night to squirt out more poo juice. Regular poo Monday morning. Traffic to the blog still way down--100 to 200 views a day. I wonder if it's because I'm pooing less. Don't know. But I'll keep blogging!

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11 November: Saturday plobbingoint.

Still on mini-holiday. This poo came at a restaurant after a hearty lunch. Restaurant poo. I almost didn't get the pic because I didn't think it was going to a good poo.  (Which is why you got a post wipe poo--with TP in the pic. Bonus!) But it wasn't a bad poo. So here you go.

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10 November: Friday horchleproodle.

Hadn't crapped since Monday. So this is a four day load. FOUR. DAY.. LOAD.. And I didn't think it was coming. It took a big, fast, bacon cheeseburger (with an egg) to get it going. But when it came it was relentless. We are at a VRBO on a mini holiday, so this is a strange toilet. And it's blue water. This is blue-poo. A first! Fun times. 

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6 November: Monday whooplagrunion.

Pooed on Monday--good considering I pooed on Saturday. Poos have been few and far between lately. Thanks Wegovy! These were some regular poo logs. Nicely formed, floating. And it's bi-colored. Always fun! 

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Saturday poo meme.

Felt this way this morning...

4 November: Saturday horblefloocher.

Didn't know if I'd poo today, considering how infrequently I've been pooing lately. But poo I did. And I dropped a pretty significant log. Very satisfying poo. Medium consistency so it required a LOT of wiping. That's okay--this poo was worth it. This is what I strive for. What I work for. Colon working overtime on this shit. And my readers are the beneficiaries. You're welcome.

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2 November: Thursday blumpgunion.

Hadn't pooed since the previous Sunday. So this is a FOUR day load. Four day pile 'o poo. Not exciting. But after not pooing for four days, I was happy with it. Honestly after four days I was expecting more poo. But, poo is poo. That's my motto.

I recently got an email regarding my adsense account. Adsense is how Google places ads in a lot of content on the Internet. Several years ago I allowed adsense to place ads in my blog. You probably noticed. My poo blog doesn't draw enough traffic to actually generate meaningful income. In 7 or 8 years I've received about $75, with another $80 in the bank. This blog ain't paying the rent.

The email I received told me that my adsense account would be suspended because the ads were incorrectly placed and could result in false "click-throughs." Google is telling me I need to make changes and I have no idea how to do that. I've gotten emails like this before. I need to change or add "script" to optimize my ad revenue. And I never have a clue about how to do that. Whatever. You'll probably see ads on my blog disappear come Jan 1. Whatever. Probably for the best. 

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29 October: Sunday plootchingron.

So, I didn't expect to poo Sunday because I pooed the day before. But, I was finishing lunch at a Mexican restaurant, and I got the old, familiar rumblings. And then, suddenly, I really had to poo. Got to the bathroom and they was somebody in the ONE stall. And it looked like somebody was waiting for the stall. I left the bathroom and wondered if I'd have to go back home to poo. It was turning into an emergency situation. I went back into the bathroom and was going to ask the dude waiting if he was waiting for the stall. The stall was empty, and the two guys we're talking--looked like they were friends and the kid was just waiting for his friend. (Why was the dude waiting for his friend IN the bathroom?) I got into the stall and dropped this bloop. And it came out FAST. This poo would not have waited until I got home. Poo stories.

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28 October: Saturday glommerjomny.

Despite the little poo pile I dropped the day before, I had a regular gorgle Saturday morning. A lot bigger poo and more satisfying. And a better poo pic. And that's what you're here for, right? Traffic to the blog is still way down. I still don't know why it yo-yos like that. Still no clue. No matter. Poo is poo, and the poo doesn't stop (although the volume is way down) and as long as I'm still pooing I'll be blogging about it. You're welcome.

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27 October: Friday sploimerxim.

Last poo was Wednesday, at work. This poo came late in the evening, after Friday night drinking, just before bed. Ugh. Didn't feel like a lot of poo coming out. Just a puddle. Not exciting. But still poo. 

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25 October: Wednesday holcumjimny.

So, I hadn't crapped since Saturday. SATURDAY!! This was a FOUR DAY LOAD! I have believe it took my four days to poo and that's all that came out. Ugh. And this was a work poo. I was in the office and about an hour after lunch the poo vibes came on. Didn't take very long after the first rumblings. I ended up crab-walking to the restroom trying not to fart up a storm. And I did end up letting a couple of little farts slip. Ah well. I hope nobody heard them. And after all that time, all I get is a little dollop. With bad, work lighting. Ugh. Not a good poo day.

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21 October: Saturday horpfingwurg.

Didn't poo Friday so this is a two day load. And a big, beefy load it is. This one wasn't too bad squeezing out of my bunghole. It definitely felt beefy coming out. That's okay. Nothing quite like squeezing out a big turd. Really makes you feel better. Taking a really good shit is almost life a religious experience. Ron White once asked "Have you ever taken a dump so big your pants fit better afterward?" Yes. Yes I have. And it was glorious.

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19 October: Thursday plorplechurd.

Didn't poo Wednesday. Thursday's poo came as plop after lunch. Been a while since I've dropped a plop. The plorp piles have been rare since I started on the Wegovy. So, I guess this is okay. A plop is better than a log that rips my ass. Better for my bunghole. Notbnecessarily for the blog--the logs make for better poo pics. But hey--it's still poo. 

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17 October: Tuesday glumpchorder.

Didn't poo Monday so this is a two day load. This is a beefy poo and it really felt that way as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. I really had to work it out. But a hard stool, but a lot of work to get it out. I like this poo .. It's blorky. Solid. Beefy. Need I say more?

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15 October: Sunday goinkslinker.

Dropped a bollop mid Sunday morning. Not a bad looking glonker. Good effort. Satisfying plorp. Pooing every other day now. I guess that's better that every three days. Hopefully I'll keep getting more regular. Regular means more poo pics. And I know that's what my readers want!

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13 October: Friday holpersmelke.

Dropped a couple of poos Friday. Good thing, because that's my weigh in day. I hate weighing in Friday not having shit for three days. Makes me think the weight won't be accurate because I've got three days of feces literally weighing me down. And this wasn't a bad looking poo. Get like a lot of poo as it was slithering out of my bunghole. Good, healthy pie. Poo pie. It's good, because it's poo 

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11 October: Wednesday plerfingjimmd.

Went into the office Wednesday and, after gym and lunch, I had to poo! Pooing two days in a row. And pooing at work! Haven't pooed at work in a long while. So this was a treat. But a bad looking poo and the lighting was okay. It worked! It's poo! 

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10 October: Tuesday phlumchortner.

Didn't poo Sunday or Monday so this is a three day load. First poo back home from holiday. Not a bad poo log. Nicely formed but you can tell it's a softer log, so there was a LOT of wiping to get clean. That's okay because it's poo! Poo sometimes leaves a mess. Poo is poo! 

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7 October: Saturday flumplegruind.

Second to last day of my short holiday in Newport News. Didn't poo Friday. Woke up Saturday morning hungover as hell. Really, really hungover. So hungover that I puked. It's been a while since I've been that hungover. So this is hangover poo. Not impressive as far as poo goes, but still poo. 

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5 October: Thursday horplunching.

Staying in an AirB&B in Newport News VA. Cute little house. Short holiday. So this is a different toilet. Different is good, right? But lighting can be a challenge. Lighting here was okay. Cool little loaflets. Holiday poo is fun! 

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4 October: Wednesday schlockinggroind.

Traveling for a short holiday in Hampton Roads. Stopped at Wendy's and had a chicken sandwich. And that induced a poo. Has to stop at Starbucks to poo. So this is Starbucks poo. And it's bi-colored poo. Always fun. Okay pic even with the bad lighting. Poo is poo.

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3 October: Tuesday plisinkgweal.

Didn't poo Sunday or Monday. Because I've officially diagnosed myself as constipated (thank you Wegovy) I've been taking stool softeners since Saturday. So this is a 3 day load. And the SSs worked because this didn't rip my bunghole as I was squeezing it out. I actually squirted out a few more drungles after I took the pic. Good to finally poo, but, man, this Wegovy has been a ride! Website traffic is still way down. Two weeks ago, I hit 4K page views in a day. All from Singapore. Yesterday I had 83 page views. The Internet giveth and the Internet taketh away.

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30 September: Saturday double hrumphjintler.

Didn't poo Thursday or Friday. And Wednesday's poo was small. So, I haven't been pooping a lot. I weighed in Friday and I was up a pound and a half. But I hadn't shit since Wednesday! I was full of poo! I pooed twice Saturday, and they weren't fun. Hard poos. Ass-rippers. It took a lot of work to get those poos out. And after all of that work, and all of that discomfort, I ended up with very unsatisfactory little nuggets. Ugh. Pooing just hasn't been satisfying lately. So yesterday, I decided that I was officially constipated. First time in my life. So I took a dose of Miralax. A stool softener. I'll let you know how that goes. 

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