4 November: Saturday horblefloocher.

Didn't know if I'd poo today, considering how infrequently I've been pooing lately. But poo I did. And I dropped a pretty significant log. Very satisfying poo. Medium consistency so it required a LOT of wiping. That's okay--this poo was worth it. This is what I strive for. What I work for. Colon working overtime on this shit. And my readers are the beneficiaries. You're welcome.

eNjoy.