31 August: Wednesday jimpyorgler.

Took a dumper in the other bathroom of the condo in renting. Light's just as bad. And as you can see, the tank and bowl were still filling from the previous flush, so there is movement in the water. Didn't quite spoil the shot, but almost. Hey, it's still poo. And it's still holiday poo 

eNjoy.

30 August: Tuesday mumpjutter.

Second full day at the beach and I'm still pooing. The poo just never stops. The lighting is kind of funky in the bathroom, so I'm back to using the flash.. And for some reason the flash pictures actually come out darker. Looking forward to getting the new Pixel phone. I've heard it has a really good camera. 

eNjoy.

29 August: Monday flupgisjorn.

First full day at the beach. First beach poo. No, I didn't take a dump on the actual beach. I'm pretty sure the local authorities have rules about they. I took the dump in the condo. You probably noticed the lighting is different. Not a bad looking poo pic. I should spend more time at the beach. 

eNjoy.

28 August: Sunday florchuffle.

Starting off vacation week with a nice poo. 3 sips info my first cup of coffee and I had to drop this deuce. And it came flying out--fast. I really enjoy taking a crap, it feels good, and I'd like for it to last longer. But alas, it's usually over very quickly. Such is my lot in life. Oh well. At least I can commemorate my poos in this blog. 

eNjoy.

27 August: Saturday blumpsterchoin.

Not a spectacular post-cheat day poo, but still poo. It works. Hoping for a really good poo tomorrow. BTW, tomorrow I'm going on holiday! To the beach! So, the next week of poo pics will be beach vacation poo pics! And I know you're excited for that! I can't wait! 

eNjoy.

26 August: Friday frorfledrame.

Nice end of the work week poo. Kind of glumpy. Not spectacular. But still poo. So there you go. Poo is poo.

eNjoy.

25 August: Thursday sloopingtroad.

I pooped again Tuesday evening so ended up not pooping on Wednesday. This poo had an interesting consistency. Very creamy. Green and creamy. It's greamy. New word. New poo word. Always fun. 

eNjoy.

23 August: Tuesday sclunchemspimp.

Kind of a glunchy glorp. Greenish. Glorpish. Started off as a log, finished as a pile. Poo is always fun! 

eNjoy.

22 August: Monday drumplespitz.

Dropped a big fat gooey load on Monday. Nice color and texture. Good poo pic. That usually happens after a fairly high carb weekend. Remember that kids: carbs=good poo pics.

eNjoy.

21 August: Sunday spormerchood.

Big, fat post-cheat day blork. This is a big pile of poo. Creamy, ooey and gooey. Nice texture. Nice, rich brown color. Good poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

20 August: Saturday glumpusburg.

Pile of poo. Not what I've come to accept from a Saturday poo. But what can I do? I can't control what comes out of my ass. I wish every poo was perfect, but that just. Can't. Be. I do what I can do. And I make no apologies for what comes out of my bunghole. There you go. I said it.

eNjoy.

19 August: Friday brawddusglamper.

Sat down to have a nice poo at the end of this work week. Meh. Mostly soft. Pile of goo. You know what Willie, Bad Santa said: "They can't all be winners, kid."

eNjoy.

18 August: Thursday chorplunter.

Didn't poo Wednesday. But I made up for it today l Thursday. I dropped a regular dumper in the morning (pictured). Then I had a big salad bowl from Qdoba for lunch. Had lots of fresh jalapeños. And man that bork went through me like a bullet train. An hour later a had to run to the bathroom. My bowel contents liquified and came spurting out of me like a hose. Weird how some foods will do that. Especially salads and fresh veggies. 

eNjoy.

16 August: Tuesday chumpfrooder.

Mid-week work/home poo. Not a bad effort. Nice color, nice texture. You get the sense there's a lot going on in this poo. Hmmm. The secret lives of poo. What do you think....a new reality TV series? If only I could find the right audience...

eNjoy.

15 August: Monday blumpgrinzer.

Started off the work day with a big, fat poo dumper. You gotta appreciate this poo.  I didn't eat as many carbs yesterday as I did on Saturday, but still more than I usually eat during the week. And I ate sushi last night.  Carbs=healthy dumpers. That's Billy's prescription for healthy BMs: eat carbs. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

14 August: Sunday shloompingbone.

Another healthy post-cheat day poo log. Yesterday was cheat day Saturday and I feasted. I ate a LOT of food. A LOT of carbs. And that usually means a big, fat poo log the next day. And today's poo didn't disappoint. You know, I always say "poo is poo, and there is no one normal poo," but I will admit, I like to see a healthy poo log. Makes me feel like I've accomplished something.

eNjoy.

Types of poo.

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Saturday poo meme.

13 August: Saturday choolblumper.

I didn't poo yesterday and I woke up early this morning, despite drinking a lot of vodka last night. 5:30 I got out of bed and started a cup of coffee in the Keurig. Before it was done, I had to poo. And then poo again. A lot of poo. Only the first was pooagenic enough to post here. This poo was weird--mostly solid, but kind of soft. Hey, it's poo! Poo never fails to surprise me 

eNjoy.

11 August: Thursday clumpdumpler.

I was in the office Thursday. So, this is the second office poo pic in almost 2 1/2 years. And once again, it's not a good poo pic. The overhead fluorescent lighting just makes for crappy pics. (And, it wasn't a particularly impressive poo.) There's no way around it. So, were mach y to the old (new) normal. What's a brother to do?

eNjoy.

Thursday poo meme.

I decided to add a meme mid-week because I haven't been posting many poo pics lately...

10 August: Wednesday spladdleborger.

I don't think I pooed Tuesday. I had to come into to the office Tuesday through Thursday for training. Woke up very early Wednesday, had a cup of coffee and read, and had to poo. BEFORE I took a shower. That's key, as I've discussed before. Shit, then shower, whenever possible. And it was a ploop. A pool of poo. Poo soup. But exciting. But still poo 

eNjoy.

8 August: Monday glumchchukker.

So, started off the work week with a nice poo. There you go. Not a bad looking poo. Carbed it up pretty good most of the weekend so the poo is flowing freely. As poo does. It comes. It oozes. It squirts (sometimes, at the worst time). It shuffles out. When it's time for the poo to emerge, it simply does. It is. If you're pooing, you're living. So really, poo is life. I hope you learned something. 

eNjoy.

7 August: Sunday chuggablurtz.

LOOOONG poo log. This usually happens after a cheat day--an big, healthy log. It didn't feel like the log would be this long. It didn't feel like it coming out. But that's the way the poo extrudes: it never looks like you think it will. This is a serious effort. I'm very proud of my colon. It does good work.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

6 August: Saturday gloomchidney.

Chunky Saturday poo. It waited a while before it  decided it wanted to see the light of day. I feasted Friday night, so I expected a good poo. It was, so-so. Chunky and greenish. And the head escaped and sank to the bottom. I think the whole plop would've sank if I'd been sitting farther back over the bowl. So my strategy is still working. Hang my junk off the lid and get better pics. You're welcome 

eNjoy.

5 August: Friday spangtrensit.

So, I didn't think I would poo on Tuesday, even though I ate a LOT. Right before bed, I dropped a huge liquid load. It was a pile of goop. Not pooagenic. Then I didn't crap at all Wednesday or Thursday. That happens sometimes when I try to stay low carb. And nothing was brewing Friday either.

I then decided to give the poo a kick-start. I mixed a glass of water with a lot of salt. And that did the trick. An hour later, I dropped this plop. Not exciting, but it did evacuate my bowel. I wanted to do that before my weekly weigh in at 6. 

eNjoy.

1 August: Monday solpchooder.

Started the week off with a poo. Like I often do. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. You can see the texture..Meh. The poo just never stops. 

eNjoy.