Typical Saturday poo. Fasted yesterday during the day, cheated in the evening. Drank beer and ate crab legs. Made for a nice greasy splooge
eNjoy.
Saturday, February 28, 2015
Friday, February 27, 2015
27 Feb: Friday florph.
So, I have the day off today. Got up pretty early, and had as cup of coffee. Then I realized I hadn't yet taken out the trash. So I suit up, put on my snow boots, and go outside to move the trash can out to the front of the house. That's a little hard, because there's snow on the ground, and dragging a big trash can through eight inches of snow is challenging. As I'm doing this, I feel the old familiar rumblings. I almost didn't make it.
The blorp below is what happened right after I got back inside. The skid mark before that is what was left behind.
Thursday, February 26, 2015
25 Feb: Wednesday wolph.
So , I didn't crap on Tuesday, so I had a big one brewing Wednesday morning. I wife up, had a cup of coffee, and went up to brush my teeth and shower. As I was brushing my teeth, I got the old familiar intestinal rumblings. Pooed. Wiped. Showered. Fresh. Went to work.
eNjoy.
23 Feb: Monday mung.
Good looking poo after a pretty carb heavy weekend. Nice soft gooey, pooey poo.
eNjoy.
Thursday, February 19, 2015
19 Feb: Thursday throlmp.
So, I wake up and have a cup of coffee before showing. Before work. As always. Hoping to poo BEFORE I SHOWER. Didn't when. I took a squat after I brushed my teeth (because doing so before I brushed teeth would just be gross), and got nothing but a fart. No poo. So I showered and went to work. I then had a monster drink, and of course, you guessed it--I had to poo. And poo I did.
eNjoy.
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
17 Feb: Tuesday snow day glorp.
So, I'm back home, using my regular toilet. Smaller opening, which means the ooey gooey goodness is at the water line. Which means the goodness is open to the camera!
eNjoy.
15 Feb: Sunday splurph.
In Virginia Beach, checking out if the hotel, and, after coffee, dropped done nice little flufflets. Poo in Virginia Beach hasn't been impressive....my poo tends to sink, and the toilet in our hotel room had a large opening. So my poo had been falling below the water.
eNjoy.
14 Feb: second Saturday splat.
So, we went to a funky taco place for dinner. I was drinking beer, so when we got to the taco place, I had to poo. And poo I did. Enjoy the splat!
eNjoy.
Saturday, February 14, 2015
14 Feb: Valentine's Day flufflets.
So, still at the beach....living it up. Drinking lots of beer. So these would be beer flufflets. The bottom pic is a pic of what I'm drinking right now.
eNjoy.
Friday, February 13, 2015
13 Feb: Friday beach poo phlorb.
So....I mentioned that I cheated yesterday and drank beer. I did that cause I'm on a mini vacation in Virginia Beach. Yep, at the beach. So I drank beer yesterday, and will probably do so again today. I also ate raw oysters, in a restaurant overlooking the Atlantic ocean. Simply blissful. And it did make for a very tasty poo.
eNjoy.
I had to share...
This is the beer I drank on Saturday. Yum. I grew up in Texas, so Shiner Bock is like mother's milk to me. They are coming out with a lot more flavors, and they're available outside of Texas. I can get the pictured beer at the Safeway across the street. And I live in Virginia.
If you're a beer drinker, and you haven't tried Shiner beer.....run, don't walk to your local beer distributor and get some. Start off with Shiner Bock. It's a benchmark beer. And it makes for some really good poos!
eNjoy.
12 Feb: Thursday blerp.
So, I know I didn't crap at all Tuesday. I thought I crapped Wednesday, but there's no pic on my phone, so maybe I didn't. I've gone two days without crapping. But made for a big poo Thursday. Pretty tasty, huh? I drank beer today, and we all know beer is loaded with carbs, so I'm hoping for a really good poo Friday....
eNjoy.
9 Feb: 3 gloop Monday.
So....I carbed it up pretty good all weekend...I ended up crapping three times. I got pics of the first two, the last one was just soup.
eNjoy.
Sunday, February 8, 2015
Saturday, February 7, 2015
7 Feb: Two Saturday slorp.
So, I faster during the day yesterday, cheated last night, drank beer, and ate a big apple fritter for dessert. Oh, and I didn't creak yesterday. And that made for a couple of big downloads this morning. Separated by about 3 hours. Good solid glorps.
eNjoy.
5 Feb: Thursday 2 poo thorp.
Actually, I pooed as many as four times today, but the last two were liquid, like the poo on the bottom, so I didn't bother snapping pics. The first poo is a pretty good glorp. Not sure why I shit do much today. My ass was a little sore from all the wiping.
eNjoy.
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
3 Feb: Tuesday after gym logs.
So, I didn't poo in the morning. And I went to the gym at lunch. As I finished my workout, I felt the familiar rumblings, and headed to the locker room. I put my sky into the locker, and went to the toilet. And I shat logs. This kind of poo is rare for me. Much more solid than my regular poo. And then I was able to jump into the shower and get fresh! Win, win!
eNjoy.
Monday, February 2, 2015
2 Feb: Monday clumph.
So, it's a Monday. I tried to poo before I showered, but no luck. I got to work and, of course, immediately had to poo. So I pooed. But I didn't get a good wipe. That ever happen to you? The poo isn't hard, and it isn't liquid. (Both of which require a quick, cursory wipe.) It was a medium consistency poo (which of course means that you can wipe your ass for 5 hours and STILL not get a good wipe). So I wiped as beast as I could. 20 minutes later, I'm walking down the hall, and I get that "itchy" feeling. I didn't get a good wipe. So I'm back in the bathroom, wiping away. And I STILL didn't get a good wipe. 20 minutes later, I was itchy again. I said fuck it. I waited until lunch. I worked out for an hour, and then showered. And THEN finally I lost that itchy feeling. Fucking medium poos.
eNjoy.
1 Feb: Sunday phlorph.
So, Sunday morning, after a Saturday cheat day of drinking beer and eating SHIT, this is the poo that results. Or is it "which results?" I'm not much of a grammarian, so I'll let my readers correct me. Not a bad looking poo, if I do say so myself.
eNjoy.
31 Jan: Saturday flork.
Standard Saturday morning, post cheat evening poo. Nice heft...nice body. Nice poo.
30 Jan: Friday glurp.
So, no poo yesterday. I thought I had one brewing, right before I took a shower in the morning. I was doing jumping jacks in the bathroom, after brushing my tweet, to try and get something going. Got a few little nuggets, but nothing to write home about. So, in effect, no poo Thursday.
That made for a pretty substantial poo this morning. This is a two day load.
eNjoy.
28 Jan: Wednesday poo soup.
Not very exciting...liquid poo. Was that way several times today.
eNjoy.
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