3 January: Sunday chunkleblort.

Pooed twice yesterday, but they weren't good looking poos. Today's poo is a winner. Ooey and gooey and creamy and gooey. Chunky and gunky and ploopy and floppy. I rate this poo a 7.

eNjoy.

1 January: Friday stoomperjord.

Woke up this morning not too hungover. Had to poo before my coffee was ready. Felt like a big load--came out in fast, quick phlop. PHLOP. I was hoping for a ooey, gooey floater, but was disappointed. Not a super, spectacular poo for the new year. Oh well. There's always tomorrow. 

eNjoy.

31 December: New Year's Eve double scrablubbun.

So, pooed three times getting ready for the new year. Two were pooagenic enough to be included in the blog. Not really exciting poos. But they're still poo.

eNjoy.

30 December: Wednesday spommelcriden.

So, a very interesting poo. Definitive, bi-color poo. A very dark brown and a very light brown. Very cool poo. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

eNjoy.

29 December: chordengluud.

Kind of a feathery, flaky, crinkly, chaky poo. Kind of ooey and gooey at the top. 

eNjoy.

28 December: Monday spudnucker.

So after Sunday's poopalooza, I wasn't looking forward to Monday. But I only pooed once Monday. Which was lucky because I went to a county park and walked around. It was okay. And the poo was pretty interesting. 

eNjoy.

Sunday bloody sunday.

So, I shit 6 times Sunday. The first crap got me out of bed at 4 am. I didn't have my phone, so, be no pic. And I just kept shitting. And shitting. And shitting. As I've said before, after 2 shits, my bunghole gets sore. Well, my bunghole got sore on Sunday. And yes, there was a trace of bloody residue on the TP. It happens. What sucks of I don't feel comfortable leaving the house when I'm shitting like that. Like, I'll be driving some place and all of a sudden, I'll have to shit. These urges come suddenly and immediately. When you gotta go, you gotta go. So I stay at home. Ugh. I think I need to change my diet. This just ain't right.