5 Feb: Thursday 2 poo thorp.

Actually, I pooed as many as four times today, but the last two were liquid, like the poo on the bottom, so I didn't bother snapping pics. The first poo is a pretty good glorp. Not sure why I shit do much today. My ass was a little sore from all the wiping.

eNjoy.

3 Feb: Tuesday after gym logs.

So, I didn't poo in the morning. And I went to the gym at lunch. As I finished my workout, I felt the familiar rumblings, and headed to the locker room. I put my sky into the locker, and went to the toilet. And I shat logs. This kind of poo is rare for me. Much more solid than my regular poo. And then I was able to jump into the shower and get fresh! Win, win!

eNjoy.

2 Feb: Monday clumph.

So, it's a Monday. I tried to poo before I showered, but no luck. I got to work and, of course, immediately had to poo. So I pooed. But I didn't get a good wipe. That ever happen to you? The poo isn't hard, and it isn't liquid. (Both of which require a quick, cursory wipe.) It was a medium consistency poo (which of course means that you can wipe your ass for 5 hours and STILL not get a good wipe). So I wiped as beast as I could. 20 minutes later, I'm walking down the hall, and I get that "itchy" feeling. I didn't get a good wipe. So I'm back in the bathroom, wiping away.  And I STILL didn't get a good wipe. 20 minutes later, I was itchy again. I said fuck it. I waited until lunch. I worked out for an hour, and then showered. And THEN finally I lost that itchy feeling. Fucking medium poos.

 

eNjoy.

 

 

1 Feb: Sunday phlorph.

So, Sunday morning, after a Saturday cheat day of drinking beer and eating SHIT, this is the poo that results. Or is it "which results?" I'm not much of a grammarian, so I'll let my readers correct me. Not a bad looking poo, if I do say so myself.

 

eNjoy.

 

 

31 Jan: Saturday flork.

Standard Saturday morning, post cheat evening poo. Nice heft...nice body. Nice poo.

30 Jan: Friday glurp.

So, no poo yesterday. I thought I had one brewing, right before I took a shower in the morning. I was doing jumping jacks in the bathroom, after brushing my tweet, to try and get something going. Got a few little nuggets, but nothing to write home about. So, in effect, no poo Thursday.

That made for a pretty substantial poo this morning. This is a two day load.

eNjoy.

28 Jan: Wednesday poo soup.

Not very exciting...liquid poo. Was that way several times today.

eNjoy.