26 August: Tuesday splamergroip.

At the beach, on holiday. And still pooing. This was a serious load. Even with the iffy lighting, this is a good poo pic. Bi-colored, serious loaves. Beach poo=good poo. 

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25 August: Monday chogglekloat.

Traveled to the beach yesterday (two squirt poos, not good enough to make the blog) on holiday. So this is beach/Airbnb poo. So, different toilet, obviously. Not a bad effort. Different lighting. Kind of brown and gloiky. Meh. Gonna go hit the beach. I'm on vacation! Hoping for lots of good poos this week. 

eNjoy. 

Sunday poo meme.

23 August: Saturday tchubberpood.

Big pile of Saturday gloink. Light colored orange. Fairly even consistency. Dropped it right after I woke up. When it's time to go, it's time to go. Not a bad looking poo. Good poo pic. You're welcome. 

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22 August: Friday plorplesplidron.

Just a plop of poo. Am back to pooing more than once a day, but usually not more than twice. I crap once in the morning, after coffee, and then once again after eating something. This was my morning poo....not very exciting. Really just a splop of poo. I almost didn't include it in the blog. But I figured my readers deserved it. That's me: all about my readers. 

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21 August: Thursday pomphlutzsky.

Another big pile of poo. Again, a lot going on here. And I knew this was a big load when I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Interesting colors, the loaf at the top (above the water) seems like a different color. And this load was definitely globular. It works on a lot of levels. Good job. 

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20 August: Wednesday chunkinglubny.

Middle of the week poo. Okay. Another poo with a lot of colors and consistencies. A lot going on. Comma at the top and a splurge at the bottom. Hoping for a log and I got a splurge. Poo has a mind if its own. What am I going to do? Keep pooing, keep taking pictures, and keep blogging. 

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19 August: Tuesday sporkinjimny.

Nice to settle back into a one-poo-a-day habit. It's a lot easier on my bunghole. Good looking poo. Again, a lot of colors and consistencies here. Definitely a glumpy poo. A poo that has a lot to say. It didn't really have the chance because I flushed it immediately. That's what I do with poo. Better than saving it, right? 

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18 August: Monday horchglompty.

Beginning of the work week and I started it with a serious poo. A lot going on with this poo. Many colors, varying consistency. I'm going to let this poo speak for itself. I should probably do that more often. "Zip."

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Sunday poo meme.

17 August: Sunday chumbletroipser.

This poo got me out of bed this morning. It was an emergency, but my gut was telling me it was almost time. I sat down in my favorite chair, and before my first sip of coffee I had to poo. And this was PUNGENT. Not a bad looking poo--loaves on top, a loaflet on bottom and a blorg in the middle. 

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16 August: Saturday glyberchummed.

Had a nice poo Saturday morning. Definitely globular. Looks like a jelly-like finish bottom middle. Started off as loaflets, and finished as a glorp. Poo always amazes. There you go. 

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15 August: Friday bloinkjunion.

Dropped this load soon after waking. Couple of sips of coffee and that was enough to "induce the poo." Not a bad looking poo, softer pile, ooey and gooey.  I was hoping for loaves, but, hey, they can't all be winners. But really, every poo is a winner. Right? 

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14 August: Thursday flonkenjooping.

Serious Thursday dump load. Hopefully my gut microbiome is getting back to normal. This was a LOAD. Very cool looking loaves. Medium brown and perfectly smooth consistency. Really good poo pics. I mean, really. Go back to the first year of the blog. The pictures were awful. We've come a long way. 

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13 August: Wednesday holfingmorph.

Dropped a serious load this morning. After only one poo yesterday. Yep, this is what I work for. And this is what I know my fans want--a big, solid loaf. The turdlet at the top seems suspended just below the surface of the water. All in all, a lot going on here. Busy situation here--a lot going on. 

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12 August: Tuesday sporkjunion.

Dropped a poo Tuesday. One poo. One poo all day. I really appreciated my colon for that. I've been pooing less lately, but one poo was nice. Not a bad looking poo. Kind of....grunchly. I guess. Interesting dark greenish color. Good contrast. Good poo pic. 

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11 August: Monday jimpleskidney.

This poo went from 1st to 4th very quickly. I didn't have to poo until I did. That precipitated a quick jaunt to the toilet where I dropped trou and let fly. Last sentence was almost poetic, no? Dark poo, but the light and focus aren't quite right. But I can't go back and retake the pic, because, well, I flushed it. So, the pic is what it is. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

10 August: Sunday chobleqwerd.

Not a bad effort for a Sunday morning. A bobbit with a sprintle on top. Also, there's a dark, creamy gloobit in the middle, I think that was a result of the last push though my bunghole. And this poo was PUNGENT. I could smell it before I turned around to take the picture. Good, stinky stuff 

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9 August: Saturday double horchanjumpty.

First poo came mid-morning and it was a LOAD. This was a big pile of poo. Meaty, beefy and substantial. Serious pile of blork. I more or less forced the second poo because I was afraid of have to go running to a porta-potty on my walk. So I squeezed it out. Not bad for a second poo. 

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8 August: Friday gornionschtub.

Plop of Friday poo. Thursday was not a good poo days--just big squirts. Not pooagenic, so no pics. This one wasn't much better, but I figure I need to post at least SOME poo pics. So here we are. Poo that's a result of antibiotics and steroids. Hopefully the gut microbiome is getting back to normal. 

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6 August: Wednesday hrordgarder.

Squirted out a poo just before bed last night (I crapped three times yesterday) so the pattern continues. Mostly poo soup this morning. Ugh. Hopefully my gut microbiome gets can you normal soon. The predinisone I took the previous six days probably didn't help. Not a good time for my poo. One bright spot, you can see corn from the fried chicken and mashed potatoe bowl I had for lunch. Corn poo is always fun.

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5 August: Tuesday bumpchodner.

Crapped multiple times the day before. Crapped multiple times this day. Unimpressive. I'm back to pooing multiple times a day. I eat, I poo. Makes it hard to go anywhere. More later. 

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4 August: Monday fogleblooney.

Just a pile of poo. Sort of glonky. Not exciting. But still poo. Meh. 

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3 August: Sunday glonchtermoipen.

So Friday was my last day on antibiotics. I didn't notice a bug change while I was on them. Obviously antibiotics will screw up a person's microbiome. Hopefully mine will get back to normal soon. The last week has been hit and miss: I'll crap one time one day, and four times the next--with the first poo bring "normal," and the others being squirts that come after eating.  This was a hefty poo, and was followed by two poos later. Ugh. Crapping four times a day can be tough on the old bunghole. But I'll soldier on. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

2 August: Saturday flinklesmeeks.

Woke up a little late this morning. But still has to poo three sips into my first cup of coffee. Definitely glorpy. And splotchy. Got some dark colored spots. Splorts. New poo word. You're welcome. 

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1 August: Friday double chudsmuchner.

Dropped first poo in the morning promptly after waking. Second poo came right before taking a shower in the afternoon. And that meant I didn't have to wash my hands because I got right into the shower. Always fun. Both pics are in focus, and both are pretty cool. First poo is a little more substantive, as usual. Second poo was just pooagenic enough to be included. Kind of a little blob. There you go. 

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31 July: Thursday double mopplecrudion.

Had to poo twice Thursday. Morning poo pic is a little out of focus. Again. Might be time to get a new phone. Ugh. Second poo is seriously glorpy, so that makes up for it. Double the fun! 

eNjoy.

30 July: Wednesday plobchobble.

Pretty plump loaflers. Good poo pic....kind of loafy and fluffy. Meh. It's poo. Not much else to say.

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29 July: Tuesday ploinkwhibble.

Early morning poo. Kind of soft and glumpy in the middle and more defined at the edges. Pretty cool poo. There you go. It works, because it's poo. 

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28 July: Monday molchemdrinxt.

Dropped this soon after my first cup of coffee. Interesting poo pic; good contrast, not quite in focus on the middle. Not sure why that happened. Just shows you that cell phone cameras aren't as good as SLRs. Fairly good poo pic, of you like contrast.

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