29 August: Sunday sphluntwoggle.

Starting off the week with a poo. Just like I start off every other week. That's the way it goes: I live, I work, I play and I poo. And I eat. Which causes the poo. This poo came squirting out fast, just like 98% of all of my poos. Hey--it's poo. 

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28 August: Saturday jumpgloider.

Three sips of coffee and I had to poo. And it came out in one long squort. Formed as a log in the beginning, and lost all form as it rushed to get out. So it ended up as a sploot. Oh well. Oh well--i flushed it immediately so how it looked right out of my bunghole didn't really matter, did it?  As long as I got the pic.

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27 August: Friday glirftoobkin.

Fasting that. Only coffee and a Monster drink until 6 pm. I don't anticipate another poo today. But this one was good enough. Not a bad looking poo. Kind of chunky and glunky. Brown and slunky. Gooey and phlunky. What more could you ask for?

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26 August: Thursday double boinksterchid.

First poo came after my first half cup of coffee. Nice poo pic. They was one tiny piece of the poo above the water that I focused on. Can you tell where it was? Second poo came after a huge Chipotle burrito bowl. With beans. And guac. It was delicious. And the post-Chipotle poo babe screaming out if my ass. Really. Screaming. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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25 August: Wednesday chorplinger.

Middle if the week poo. This poo was completely submerged, so it's all in sharp focus. Not a spectacular poo, but a pretty good poo pic. So, good and bad.

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24 August: Tuesday blormpgoomie.

So, I had a nice poo Tuesday. Kind of a cool poo pic. Nice beefy, gloppy poo. What more need to be said?

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23 August: Monday spiddleborf.

So, had a nice poo this morning. And you can see some of the Elote corn on the cob I had on Saturday. Always fun. Corn is the food that keeps on giving! 

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22 August: Sunday florfciddle.

Drank Sailor Jerry last night so I woke up late this morning. Had a cup of coffee and dropped a poo. This one just just slithered right out. (And this after I crapped three times yesterday. After some pork tacos and Elote corn for lunch the third load came exploding out of my ass.) Not a bad looking poo. Solid and lumpy. Glumpy and bumpy. Sort of bulbous and clumpy. There you go. It's poo. 

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21 August: Saturday flormantuntzer.

Two poos today, only the first was pooagenic. And it's still pretty meh. Second poo came after a big fat breakfast sandwich from Wendy's (that wasn't very good) and was completely liquid. And it burned. It burned, I think, because the toilet tissue came away bloody. That happens a lot  after second poos. I'm 99% sure that's because of hemerrhoids. Hemerrhoids don't really bother me except, at times, after a second poo. So, there you go.

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20 August: Friday schpooool.

Pretty medicare poo and not a good poo pic. Sort of not quite in fucus. I don't know why my phone does that sometimes. This balances out the stellar poo pics from earlier in the week. What do I do with this kind of poo pic? I say: "Meh."

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19 August: Thursday sardjingle.

Big, fat poo chunky log. Plog. Ploog. Plorg. Big, fat meaty slorg. I don't drop many of these, so it's always satisfying when I do. 

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18 August: Wednesday splunderjoost.

Nice. Looking. Poo. Sometimes they ARE winners.

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17 August: Tuesday double chuggerblootz.

Dropped a poo right after I woke up--kind of a poo plug stick. Kind of cool. Dropped the second load after a Qdoba burrito bowl for lunch. Kind of blurby and chunky. Not a bad double effort. 

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16 August: Monday flinkjudner.

Monday poo. Unexciting. Kind of...flumpkins. Kind of chunky and lumpy. Hey, they can't all be winners.

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15 August: Sunday plooderloaf.

Having a cup of coffee this Sunday morning and--guess what? I had to poo. Imagine that! The poo just never stops. I then had a nice breakfast of sausage and eggs. So far, no more poo. That's okay....this was a pretty good poo. Kind of lumpy and loafy. Poo loaf. I like it 

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14 August: second Saturday fluffer.

Dropped a big fat pile 'o poo before lunch. Not bad for a second poo. The poo just never stops. There you go 

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14 August: Saturday fleemkupchin.

Woke up this morning about 8:30 and had to poo almost immediately. Before I had a drink of coffee. And I had to squeeze this puppy out a little. A little massaging and this little splorp squirted out. After the effort, the poo made a little plorp when it hit the water. It didn't feel like a big poo. And it isn't very big. Kind of medium sized little loaflets. That's okay. What it lacks in size it makes up for in character. Nice little poo. 

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13 August: Friday chlooperyurn.

Interesting little chorp Friday. Kind of a loaf and a dollop. Good poo pic. Really good poo pic. Nice contrast--you can see the bits and pieces. You can actually see the cous-cous from the previous day's Mezzah bowl. Poo that really highlights the digestion process. 

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12 August: Thursday chimepumpler.

Dropped this big nugget as soon as I woke up. I little lighter and it would look like a chicken tender. A very different kind of chicken tender. Poo as poultry.

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11 August: Tuesday flumpchattner.

Dropped this big fat load right after I took a shower. Sigh. I was fresh for about 20 minutes. But look at this pic: kind of messy. As messy poo. That's what happens when you eat a big Qdoba burrito bowl the day before. Makes for a messy poo. But hey, it's still poo! Messy or not, poo is poo. 

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10 August: Tuesday phlugchuggle.

Kind of lumpy, fuzzy poo logs. I thought this would come out as a phlop, but it was relatively solid. Solid-ish. Fuzzy-solid. Fuzzlid. Solzy. And you can tell I ate a big fat salad for lunch yesterday. (And I cropped out a lot of the extraneous poo/salad bits.) And that's always fun. It's salad poo. I had a big, fat burrito bowl from Qdoba for lunch today. Can't wait to see what tomorrow's poo looks like! 

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9 August: Monday folschgunter.

So, this pile 'o poo just fell out of my ass. I sat down, relaxed my bunghole just a smidge, and this big mess just flortle do right out. No pushing, no straining--i would have to have strained to hold it in. Just flopped right out. The good news is, I will likely never have a stroke trying to push poo out.

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8 August: Sunday pormslitter.

Woke up this morning and pooed exactly after my first couple of sips of coffee. It was ready to come out. Not a bad looking poo. If I do say so myself. I then had a breakfast of eggs and sausage, and 30 minutes after that, had to run and poo again. Second poo was completely liquid. I have no idea why my bowel does that: solid poo one minute, liquid poo the next. Stupid, silly poo. But it's still poo.

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10 years, folks, and the message is still the same.

So, I've been blogging about my poo for 10 years. It started as a goof, and I try and have as much fun with it as I can. But I know I have readers who are very concerned about their heath, and who think their poo might be abnormal. And some of them look at my poo, and realize they're probably okay. My poo comes in all shapes and sizes. And I'm okay. I'm healthy. And other people's poo comes in all shapes and sizes. And chances are, they're perfectly fine. That's poo! All shapes and sizes. If you don't crap out a perfectly shaped brown log, it's okay. Chances are you're fine. Remember: all shapes and sizes. 

I'm not a doctor, and I don't give medical advice. If you're really worried about your poo, see a doctor. But I'm telling you, you're probably perfectly normal. Poo is poo. Have fun with it. Dropping a serious load, for me, is akin to a religious experience. So there you go. Poo is poo!

7 August: Saturday freemplezank.

So, woke up this morning, had a cup of coffee and dropped as big, soft load of glormph. Kind of yucky. Kind of mucky. Soft. Had to wipe my ass for 5 minutes to get my bunghole clean. I hate that. Wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and I STILL feel itchy. Oh well, it's poo. It doesn't always behave. 

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6 August: Friday shpoimpgliddle.

This is a happy little poo pile. And you can see the remnants of the previous day's burrito bowl. Always fun to see your food in your poo. 

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5 August: Thursday splunterjoob.

First thing in the morning, I dropped a little dollop of a poo. A cute little plorp of a poo. A poo plollop. A poo glorp. It's a cute little poo. And a pretty good poo pic. 

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4 August: Wednesday choobspuntler.

Started off the day shitting a club. More like a bat. Sand a ball. Poo as sports equipment. 

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2 August: Monday second twaddle.

Had to poo again, after lunch. Kind of a shy, smallish little poo. It was right to be shy. I flushed it immediately after taking the pic. That's what happens to poo. It gets flushed. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

eNjoy.

2 August: Monday spobjubbin.

Big, fat, steaming pile 'o poo. Just the way I like to start the work week. And it looks like the corn I ate in Saturday finally showed up! Better late than never! 

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1 August: Sunday ploogerspong.

Woke up LATE today, just before noon. Drank a little bit too much rum last night. I also ate corn elote (Mexican street corn, on the cob) yesterday, so I was expecting to see it in my poo today. But, no luck. Maybe tomorrow? Otherwise, an excellent poo pic. 

eNjoy.