Aug 28, 2011

Post hurricane Irene dumper. I live in Northern Virginia, and we weathered hurricane Irene yesterday. It wasn't all that--a lot of wind, a LOT of rain. But we didn't lose power, we didn't have any flooding and I don't see any fallen trees in my neighborhood. But I don't live on the water.

Most importantly, the hurricane didn't affect my bowel habits. Regular morning poo below. Unfortunately when my poo is like this, a lot of it sinks and you can't see it because of the floating poo.

According to smellypoop.com, softer poo contains more water. My poo typically is "soft." The website advises the longer the poo is in your bowel, the more water it loses, and the harder it becomes. So the reason my poo is soft is because I evacuate sooner. People who shit big, solid logs obviously don't evacuate as often.

Anybody have any thoughts on this? nJoy the poo.

Aug 27, 2011

So--Saturday morning. I didn't crap yesterday at all. That is unusual--I pretty much shit 1-2 times a day. So I was expecting a big load today. It didn't really happen. Regular sized dumper.

nJoy.

Aug 25, 2011

So I get to work--about 8, and I have to poo. Pretty standard poo (pictured)--broke up a bit. What's a brother gonna do?

I took another poo after lunch--had a Perfect Pita Chicken and Steak Pita--and a Cherry Coke--and I barely made it to that bathroom after I got back to the office. It was a farty, gurgly, bubbly affair. Not really pooagenic. No pic.

nJoy the first poo pic.

Aug 24, 2011

So, it's Wednesday, 5:30 PM. I haven't pooed since my pre-earthquake poo yesterday after lunch. For me, that's a long time togo between poos. I know a big one is coming. Problem is, I'm about to play racquetball. And I know the poo has to come BEFORE I play racquetball. What is taking a big dump BEFORE the racquetball game going to do  to my confidence? I don't know.

So the dump below is my pre-racquetball poo. Pic was taken in the gym locker room, before the game. The lighting was a weird--harsh overhead flourescent--so pic looks a little weird. Couldn't get the light reflection quite right. It had been 27 hours since my last poo--an impressive pile.

nJoy.

(BTW--I won both racquetball games. I came back the first game from a 7-1 deficit to win 15-10. I came back the second game from a 9-0 deficit to win 15-12. I need to poo more often before games.)

Aug 23, 2011

So--your typical post-lunch poo. Pretty standard poo. Picture was taken 2 hours before we in Northern Virginia experienced a 5.8 Magnitude EARTHQUAKE!! My first pre-earthquake poo. Historic.

nJoy.

Aug 22, 2011

 So, I wake up Monday morning and Ihave to shit. No notable poos on Sunday, but I know that today will be a pre-commute poo. I go to the bathroom, brush my teeth and feel that familar urge. I have to shit--but I forgot my cell phone. But then I couldn't find the phone. I finally figured out that I'd left it outside in my car. So I put on some gym shorts, ran out to my car and got th phone. And the resulting poo was not impressive.

Ah well. nJoy.

Aug 21, 2011

So, we went to the county fair yesterday. Had teriyaki chicken sticks, a funnel cake and a polish sausage sandwich. A LOT of food. I did shit after I got back from the fair, but it was a mostly fart--smallish shit. So--I suspectd today's shit was going to be a good one.

And it was. It broke up a bit, but there was a lot of poo. For some reason, the camera cut off the image a little bit--not sure why. Hmm.

nJoy.

Aug 20, 2011

So, Saturday morning. I thought I would shit yesterday afternoon after eating 12 pounds of BBQ. But I didn't.

So I knew that this morning's shit was going to be special. I woke up at about 8, went down to make coffee and immediately had to shit. As is normal for me, I sat down on the toilet and immediately shit my brains out. I've always been that way--I never have to wait to shit. I sit down and shit. No pushing. No heaving.

As you can see from the pic, it was a big load.

nJoy.

Aug 19, 2011

This morning I shit before I left my office for my company's Organization Day. Smallish. Meh.

nJoy.

Aug 18, 2011

I only took one normal shit yesterday. And I didn't shit this morning, so I knew my post-lunch shit today was going to be special. After a veal parmigiana sandwich with a hefty helping of steak fries (with mayo--I eat fries like the Europeans do!) for lunch, I headed to the restroom, about to burst. It was one of the times where I had to bend over a little bit on the way to the toilet so I didn't shit my pants. As I was pushing the restroom door I belched which lessened the pressure.

I sat down for a nice poo, and what is pictured is the result. A LOT of poo. Broke up a bit (as you can see), but that's the way it is.

Enjoy. 

Aug 17, 2011

Only took one smallish shit yesterday (in the morning, directly after I woke up), so I knew today was going to be a big 'poo' day. Sure enough, as I'm brushing my teeth this morning I felt a big one brewing. I finished brushing my teeth and immediately sat down on the toilet. And blammo! Big turd, Unfortunately, much of it ended up underwater so it's hard to see the size of the turd. But certainly pooagenic.

 

The nice thing about shitting directly after I brush my teeth is that I shit right before I take a shower. So I jump right from the toilet to the shower. And I can wash my ass right after I shit. Every once in a while, I'll have to shit after I take a shower and before I got to work. And then I don't feel fresh. Luckily that doesn't happen very often.

 

Enjoy.

Aug 15, 2011

So--I shit twice twice today. Once when I first woke up. Smaller poo pat--certainly not pooagenic enough to photograph.   Then I shit after having lunch at Noodles and Company. I recommend the place--terriffic food. My favorite is the Stroganoff with Braised Beef. Really good stuff. I got the 'regular' sized (large) portion, which is a lot of food. And I had a fountain soda. Fountain soda always makes me have to shit. So I'm riding back in my buddy's car, and they're talking, and the only thing I'm thinking is: I have to take shit.   So, we get to our building, and I just barely make to the restroom, cell phone in hand, ready to document my poo. Ever done that: walk stiff-legged into the bathroom, unsure of whether or not you're going to make it to the toilet before you shit your pants? Well, I made it. Barely.  But the poo, as it often does in these situations, came out in a big watery pat. Not really pooagenic. I mean, who wants to look at big pile of shit, right?   So, all you get today is my words. No pics--sorry.

Aug 14, 2011

Sunday morning--drank a lot of beer and a lot of other stuff last night. Wasn't drunk, but comfortable. I got up about 8:30 after a good night's sleep. A lot of smaller softer poo logs. Poo's been soft lately--maybe I've been gettig too much fiber lately. Anybody have any suggestions?

Enjoy.

Aug 13, 2011

Saturday morning. And nice thin, long poo logs. And today we have something special--video! So you can get up close and personal!

Enjoy.

Aug 12, 2011

Thank God it's Friday! I shit right after I got to work. Smaller poo logs. Meh.My poo has not been inspring lately. Hoping for good poo over the weekend.

Enjoy.

Aug 11

Thursday. Back at work. Poo was smaller logs. It would be nice if they would stick together in one big log. Oh well.

Enjoy.

Aug 9

Day off. Unimpressive poo pat.

Enjoy.

Aug 5

Friday at work, before lunch. Some nice logs. Before lunch is better than after lunch. If I haven't shit that day, and I eat a big lunch (with fountan soda) then the crap after lunch comes out in a big farty, gurgly rush. A big pile of goo--and that's no fun.

So--enjoy.

Aug 3

No photogenic shits taken on Tuesday. Wednesday's shit taken right after I woke up. Standard pat poo.

Enjoy.

Aug 1

Monday morning, right after I got up. Still trying to get good inages from my phone. And still trying to figure out the best way to get the images from the phone to the computer. Ah well.

Enjoy.