29 May: Monday glumnyphorrid.

Pooing up a storm at home. Didn't think I'd poo Monday because I crapped three times Sunday. I had to crap after eating a terrible hamburger at Fuddruckers. That third crap cut short a hike because I felt it coming. I need to remember but to eat a big meal before I go out and a bathroom might not be convenient. Lesson for today.

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28 May: Sunday double jimnycloind.

Back at home, crapping my brains out. First poo came before I had my first sip of coffee. Second poo about an hour later. Both poos were medium consistency and required a lot of wiping. Ugh. Thinking about getting a bidet. Seriously. I spend WAAAY too much time wiping my ass. Going to Home Depot today. I'll report on my progress. 

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27 May: Saturday jubalhorker.

Back home. Pooing in my regular crapper, and that's a relief. Normal looking poo--as normal as poo can look. This poo is glumpy. Brown and blooby. But a much better poo pic. I'm back--you're welcome. 

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26 May: Friday kadunklejord.

Last day in the AirB&B. Last day on the strange toilet. This is a blop of poo. A blorp. A plorb. Just a little glumper of mountain poo. Last day in the mountains. Back to regular poos. There you go.

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25 May: Thursday chumpstleboint.

Still in the AirB&B house. So, still crapping in a strange toilet. This poo was loafy and brown. Loafy. And brown. There you go.

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24 May: Wednesday humpblumple.

Staying at an AirB&B inn Shenandoah Virginia. So, this is a strange toilet. The lighting isn't as good. Not terrible, but not terrific. Bi-colored poo--always fun. 

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22 May: Monday jortneyblord.

Monday's poo was pretty hefty. And beefy. Hefty and beefy. Beefy any hefty. Grunchy and gronchy. The adjectives Just. Never. Stop. Because... It's poo. 

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