17 December: Sunday sporblegorn.

After bloody Saturday, this poo was calm.. No blood that I could see. Just a plop. An ooey, gooey splobble of blorp. That's good, because shitting blood is no fun 

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16 December: Saturday glumpingdrooge.

The good, the bad and the bloody. Here it is. Hadn't pooed until Thursday. Saturday morning's poo was hard. Literally, an ass ripper. This was like passing a tree branch through my bunghole. And the wet wipe came away bloody. I dropped another blorp after lunch. Ang there was blood in the bowl. I decided to include that pic because, well it's what came out of my ass. That's real. I'm 99% sure that the blood is from an internal hemorrhoid that was aggravated by the first hard log. That's it. The good, the bad and bloody. Sometimes poo isn't pretty 

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14 December: Thursday holchemflood.

My last crap was Sunday so this is a four day load. Doesn't SEEM like a four day load. Still crapping every four days or so. There was definitely a hard plug at the beginning of this poo  I had to push though. So my bunghole definitely got a stretch. That's okay--keeps things lively. Not a bad poo pic but sort of, indistinct? Right word? Meh.

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10 December: Sunday plimchegroint.

Didn't poo Saturday, so this is a two day load. And it was an assbuster. This poo was a struggle to get out. Really stretched out the ol bunghole. Funny because Friday's poo slid out with virtually no prompting. I sat down, unflexed my bunghole and--SPLOORRPP. But this was a much better poo pic...because I dropped it at home. Home poo pics are always much better poo pics. 

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8 December: Friday plookjinty.

Hadn't pooed since Monday, so this is a five day load. Went out to eat for lunch and had a nice filet mignon. Started to feel a rumble of poo when I was still at the restaurant, but there was no TP in the restroom. I decided to head to my ENT for an appointment directly after lunch. About 10 minutes out, I really had to poo. I just BARELY made it to the bathroom in the office. And I blorped this out. Not a good poo pic. But I decided to include it for the story. 

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4 December: Monday plopgumpler.

This was a LOAD. Definitely stretched my bunghole. As you can see, there are several layers of poo here. At the bottom of the bowl you can see the first part of the poo. I normally edit that part out, but I wanted you too see the depth of this poo. And here you go. Multiple levels of gooey, gooey poo. Winner. 

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2 December: Saturday hoorflundle.

So, last pooed Wednesday, so this is a 3 day load. Wasn't sure it would happen, but I was watching football after a lunch of Chick-fil-A and sure enough, I got the old familiar rumblings. Ended up running to the bathroom and and blowing this blop out of my ass. Kind of a cool poo pic. Sort of blorby. What else can I call it? There you go--it's poo!

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