7 August: Monday blornerjinking.

Starting off the work week with a blorp. This felt pretty hefty coming out, but it broke up and it just doesn't look that substantial. Meh. That's the way it goes. Sometimes they just don't live up to expectations. Lesson for life.

eNjoy.

6 August: Sunday splortfragling.

Ate pretty heartily yesterday so I had to poo today. It wasn't immediate, just made itself known after a couple of farts. Made my way to the bathroom, and splorted it out. Nicely formed, fairly solid, and didn't require a lot of wiping. This was a good poo day. They should put this potential side effect on the Wegovy labeling: may increase the quality of your poos! 😁😁

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

When you never want to run out of TP....

5 August: Saturday goompblumpty.

Didn't poo Thursday or Friday. So this is a three day load. You may have noticed that my poo has been different over the last month. Well, it has changed. I have a confession to make: about a month ago, I started taking Wegovy. For weight loss. So far I've lost more than 10 pounds. I've been eating less food. So, less poo. And harder poo. Poos are definitely not as soft as they normally are. This morning's poo was definitely a struggle to push out. Poo is denser. So, there you go. My confession. Poo is poo. My poo. My Wegovy poo. May the excitement commence.

eNjoy.

2 August: Wednesday horplumjooby.

Drove to the office Wednesday and got the poo pangs. They subsided. I went to the gym at noon, and as I was finishing my workout, I had to poo. And poo I did. Pretty good poo, horrible poo pic. That's what you get at work, with the overhead fluorescent lightning. But hey, it's a little different.. And it's one of those rare work poo pics.

eNjoy.

1 August: Tuesday spinkplumpkin.

Didn't poo Monday so Tuesday's poo was a load. Interesting poo pic. Bi-color and kind of gluey. Glunchy and glory, right? You know what I mean 

eNjoy.

12 years.

Hey folks, I wanted to remind everybody that about a week ago, this blog turned 12 years old. I've been blogging about my poo for 12 years. I think that's pretty good. Lots of people start poo blogs but they don't do it for very long. Because it's work. And it takes dedication. I stuck with it.

When I started, I was using an old digital camera and I had to transfer that image using a digital card "stick" to a desktop computer. It was a pain. Which is why there are limited entries the first three years. And the pictures sucked. Now I do it all on my cell phone, so it's much easier and the pictures are much better. 

Another thing, folks. I'm not a "scat fiend." I don't do anything with my poo but flush it. I have no interest in doing anything with my poo BUT flushing it. I always thought it was cool to see what comes out of my ass. And I decided to blog about it. 

Having said that, I understand there are people who are scat friends. People who fetishize poo. I get it. I publish a poo blog. But that's not me. You do you and I'll do me. I don't want to receive pictures of anybody else's poo. If you want to relate a funny story, or ask a question--that's fine.

 I get people emailing me all the time who are  very worried that their poo isn't normal. People tell me that seeing my poo has reassured them that they're probably okay. I llike hearing that. In that regard, I think this blog has helped people. 

As always, remember--there is no "normal" poo. Poo comes in all shapes and sizes. Chances are, you're fine. But I'm not a doctor and I don't give medical advice. If you're really worried, or seeing something really disturbing in your poo (like a lot of fresh blood, or older blackish-colored blood), see a doctor. Get checked out. Get a colonoscopy. I've had three. It's not so bad. The prep is the worst. The night before, you drink a lot of liquid that makes you shit your brains out. And that's no fun. 

The day of the colonoscopy, they give you propofol to knock you out. Funny story: in the middle of my third colonoscopy, I woke up. That's not supposed to happen. I said, "Am I supposed to be awake?" The anesthesiologist then pushed more propofol and I went back to sleep. Woke up in recovery and I was fine. No pain. No discomfort. And my test was normal. It wasn't a big deal.