10 April: Sunday chorpcoxal.

Very cool little poo loaves. They sank, but you can still get the details. Nice poo.

eNjoy.

9 April: Saturday chumperbrole.

This was a nice poo. I thought it was pretty substantial as I was pushing it out of my bunghole. And it turns out it was. And bi-color poo at that. Always fun. 

eNjoy.

8 April: Friday frugbuntle.

Very unsatisfying poo. I thought it was going to be a big load. I pushed and pushed and all I got was these little squirts. Grrr. Hey, it's still poo.

eNjoy.

5 April: Tuesday yuggaboind.

So, a couple of notes about this poo: first, it came out looking darker in the pic. For done reason, that happens with some poos. The flash and contrast cause them to photograph dark. When the flash isn't on this poo was much lighter. It doesn't always happen, but sometimes, when the conditions are right ..🤔 

2) This poo was GUMMY! I had to wipe my ass 6 times, and I still don't think I got completely clean. Ugh. The turd felt harder coming out--I had to push it out, just after 12 noon. But it turns out it was of medium consistency. Which means a pain in the ass when wiping. Wiping and wiping and WIPING! The wiping never stops. I could STILL be in the bathroom, wiping my ass and tryn' to get clean.

And, that leads me to another conclusion: sometimes, when the poo is just the right consistency, it can ooze out, just a little bit over time, long after the act is done. That's happened to me before: I poo, wipe and wipe, take a shower (during which I always diligently wash my ass), and 2 hours later I have to wipe my ass again! After the shower. Don't get me wrong--there's nothing wrong with my sphincter. I am perfectly normal.. But sometimes, when the poo is just "so," it is possible to get some leakage. Does that ever happen to anybody else?

eNjoy.

4 April: Monday florchbigner.

This poo woke me up this morning, about 5:30. It was still dark outside. I didn't turn the lights on because I wanted to go back to sleep after pooing. So this picture was taken in the dark. And you can tell. But a good picture of a very inconvenient poo. Good name for a movie..."An Inconvenient Poo." Sounds familiar...🤨🤔

eNjoy.

3 April: Sunday loobtrixby.

Drank a lot of vodka last night so I woke up late this morning. My poo didn't actually get me out of bed, but...I could feel it brewing when I got up. One cup of coffee and I was ready to poo. And this is a nice looking poo. Big, beefy logs. And this i had to push out... It didn't just slorp out the way they normally do. I didn't have to push hard, just a little. It's all good. And it's poo!

eNjoy.

2 April: Saturday sloscpin.

Sat down for a nice poo on Saturday. Kind of a non-descript looking poo. Kind of chunky and clunky. Not very exciting. But it's still poo, so I'll take it.

eNjoy.