8 Mar: Sunday groluxbund.

So, feasted on chicken last night and drank WAAAY too much vodka. So I woke up this morning hung over as hell. And as soon as I woke up, I had to poo. And this poo is a work of art. A long, greenish, smooth, coily log. Nice smooth consistency. A great poo pic. I rate this poo a solid 9.

eNjoy.

7 Mar: Saturday syruggle.

So, I slept in this morning because it's the weekend! No work! But because I wake up at 5 am during the week, I sometimes wake up at 5 on the weekends. So, this morning I woke up at 5, and when I was trying to get back to sleep, I had to poo! I got that old familiar rumbling in the gut. So I had to poo. And because I wanted to go back to sleep, I didn't turn on the light, and pooed in the dark. Not a bad pic for being taken in the dark. Not an excellent poo, but still a poo! I rate this poo a 6. 

eNjoy.

 

6 Mar: Friday gloinkputter

So, got to work, and dropped a poo. I was going to the gym right after (we have a gym at work), so the timing was perfect. This felt like about 9 pounds of poo coming out, but it's hard to tell that from the pic. Not exciting, but poo is poo! I rate this poo a 4 1/2. 

eNjoy.

4 Mar: Wednesday rimpdrompling.

So, mid week poo. This one came at home, before I got into the shower. Always the best time to poo. BEFORE you shower. And this is a good poo pic. Not an exciting poo, not a big, fat poo log, but a good pic. This is another big, gloopy, soft poo pile. Like soft serve chocolate ice cream. I rate this poo a 6, just based on the quality of the pic. 

eNjoy 

3 Mar: Tuesday fluffglindle.

Mid morning work poo. Good pic, and kind of am interesting poo. Certainly more solid than Monday's poo. It looks like there's some corn in the poo but I don't remember eating corn on Monday. The mysteries of poo! 😁 I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

2 Mar: Monday jorblemmirt.

So, Monday work poo. Not exciting. Kind of a bloop. A soft, gooey bloop. What do I always say? They can't all be winners. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

1 Mar: Sunday cluggerbread.

So, I woke up late on a lazy Sunday morning, had a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo. Looks like I'm back in my regular once a day poo routine. Ha! I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.