7 Dec: Saturday clumyurble.

Regular Saturday morning poo. Feasted as usual Friday night, and that usually makes for good Saturday poo. And today didn't disappoint. Nice looking poo. Nice, dark brown, creamy texture. I rate this poo an 8. 

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6 Dec: Friday splunkfundle.

Dropped this load before right before  I got into the shower, getting ready to go to work. That's always fun because I don't have to wash my hands. But get this: I wiped with a wet wipe, wiped again with toilet paper, and then got into the shower and washed my ass. And I STILL ended up with that itchy, incomplete wipe feeling about an hour after I got to work. I had to wipe again. I don't know why that happens. I'm getting older, maybe my anal sphincter is starting to relax and ooze small amounts of soft stool. I can't figure out why I end up with that itchy, incomplete wipe feeling so often. Sigh. In going to start using wet wipes every time I wipe to see in that makes a difference. Good looking poo pic though. Sort of glumpy and solid looking. I rate it a 7. 

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5 Dec: Thursday broimpinztel.

This poo woke me up at 3:45 AM!! Out of a sound sleep. It just decided it was time to come out. What an asshole. I took the dump and the pic in complete darkness because I wanted to go back to sleep and I was afraid a light would wake me up more. I shouldn't have bothered because I couldn't get back to sleep after the dump. So I had no idea what this poo was going to look like. Kind of a plop. Not impressive. Oh well. I rate this a 4. 

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4 Dec: Wednesday vorkbonder.

So, I went back to the fancy hotel Wednesday, but dropped this load at home before I went in the morning. Interesting pic in that most of the poo was submerged except for a little nub. That's where I angled the flash so you can't see the spot of light. Sometimes it just works out that way.

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3 Dec: Tuesday plubberdork.

So, I held the poo in Tuesday morning. Work Tuesday was at a conference at a really big, fancy hotel.l with very nice restrooms. This is fancy hotel poo. And it not a bad looking poo. I rate it  7. What say you?

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2 Dec: Monday klortchpul.

Another early morning poo, again on my day off! Will the poo not let me rest? It just comes whenever the hell it wants to. Very inconsiderate. At least it's a pretty good poo pic. I rate this poo a 6. 

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1 Dec: Sunday plorkinspump.

So, started off the week with an early morning poo. This poo woke me up, on my day off! And it came out as phulmp. Not an impressive poo. I rate this a 3 1/2. 

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