28 September: Sunday calenthrunge.

Woke up late than I normally do--again. Pooed right after making coffee. Pretty substantial poo. This was a load. And a pretty good poo pic. Dropped this in my regular mid-level toilet. Old faithful. 

BTW, my blog blew up yesterday and today in Singapore and Hong Kong. Have no idea why. If anybody from Singapore or Hong Kong would like to weigh in on that, I'd love to hear from them. In comments or you can email me: billydanner@gmail.com.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

27 September: Saturday trunchgunion.

Woke up late this morning. And this poo got me out of bed. It was 10 am so I needed to get out of bed anyway. Used the upstairs guest bedroom at the lighting is different. Not a bad poo pic, but it was definitely beefier than it looks. As many of my poos do, it "finished fuzzy." Good stuff. 

eNjoy.

26 September: Friday plikejoober.

Pooed first thing in the morning. What am I going to do? It's poo. It comes when it wants to come. Ploppy and plorpy. Maybe, gloopy? Let me know what you think in the comments. 

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25 September: Thursday mumpherspline.

Dropped a meaty glumph. Not a bad looking poo. Pretty good poo pic. There you go. 

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24 September: Wednesday hoopenbruner.

Pooed almost immediately upon waking. Pooed then made coffee. Pretty cool poo. Bi-colored, which is always fun. This poo is definitely gloinky. Gloopy and mealy. All in all a lot of fun. Poo can be fun--that should have been my message all along. Well, that's okay. Live and learn. 

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23 September: Tuesday choldersmipe.

Three sips into my first cup of coffee and I had to poo! The poo just never stops. This plop was PUNGENT. Not particularly exciting. Sort of--gloopy. Still pooing, still blogging. After 14 years! You're welcome. 

eNjoy. 

22 September: Monday double choogmaphling.

Didn't poo yesterday. Let that sink in. I didn't poo at all. No poo. So I was expecting a load this morning. And I got one. And I had to squeeze it out. Not push, but squeeze.....my bunghole was a-flexin'.... Nice, big, long log. Beefy and solid. Nice poo, good poo pic. Second poo came right before lunch. I rotated the pic so you could see it better. Beefy. Smaller. Still a good pic.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

20 September: Saturday hobyrastemps.

A got out of bed at 4:30 I'm the morning to poo. Loud, busy and fruitful. The light was out so I didn't get a pic. This poo came after I started my morning coffee. Wasn't expecting it after the massive load I dropped earlier, but I shouldn't have worried. There's always poo in the chute. The poo just never stops. 

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19 September: Friday double frunchglortemp.

First poo in the morning was chunky and glunky. Hefty and sportin. Second poo came after lunch and was very gassy.  Very satisfying and loud poo--felt like I accomplished something. There you go. 

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18 September: Thursday splootcrimion.

A spool of poo. A puddle of poo, with a little junion on top. Not an exciting poo, but ultimately blog-worthy. The good, the bad, and the ugly, remember? 

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17 September: Wednesday chunklepimney.

Not a bad looking blorkle of poo. Chunky and meaty. Loaf-like and glumpy. Not a bad effort. There you go. 

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16 September: Thursday double chigblintzger.

Dropped a gloopy poo in morning--not a poo to to get excited about. Second poo came in the evening. It wasn't immediate or an emergency, just got the feeling that I had a poo brewing. Say down and squeezed out these little loaves. They look bigger than the were because I enlarged the pic. You can tell by comparing them to hole in the bottom of the bowl. Nonetheless, they are cute little gloobit. Hey, it's all poo. 

eNjoy.

15 September: Monday glucherfrointen.

Woke up and had a plorph. You heard me. But a good looking plorph, but still poo. But exciting. Mealy and liquidy, whilst being chunky at the same time. It's poo. And that's all I'm say. For today.

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14 September: Sunday phluggenstorp.

Big, fat dumpload of poo. Dropped this as soon as I woke up. Hadn't had a sip of coffee yet. This poo just had to come out. Pretty cool looking poo. Darker loaf in top, lighter colored splork at the bottom. Bi-colored poo is always fun. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

13 September: Saturday double chudbointner.

Woke up early this morning for my cardiac stress test. Couldn't eat or drink anything before the year. But I was able to drop a deuce before the year at 8 am. I want expecting a log like this. Not a bad effort for no caffeine. You can still see some corn from the ramen three days ago. I guess corn lingers in the colon. Second poo cave after I hit got back from the test and had McDonald's breakfast. Pretty good, although small, for a second poo. 

eNjoy.

12 September: Friday fromorpherjoon.

Kind of a cool looking poo. Definitely a splorp of poo. You can see the corn from the berria ramen I had the day before. And corn poo is always fun! The corn is not that obvious, so you have to look carefully! Of you can see the corn, let me know in the comments! 

eNjoy.

11 September: Thursday flooferjunion.

Not a bad looking poo. Chunky and grunky. Floating brown spornion. Not quite a loaf, but better that a splat. It's always poo, and that's why you're here! 

eNjoy.

10 September: Wednesday splummerfoid.

Another so-so, gloopy poo.. Good color, but definitely a glorf. Not exciting. But still poo. You gotta go with it. Splintz!

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9 September: Tuesday porgflooncer.

Just a splat of poo. Almost didn't include it in the blog. But, I figured you should see the good, the bad, and at least some of the ugly. Just a poopy poo. Sigh. 

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8 September: Monday chomblesquird.

Woke up this morning and I had to poo immediately. This felt like a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Upon inspection, it wasn't as big a load as I thought it was. In person, the top loaf looked much larger. This really was a bigger load than it looks. Hey, it's poo. It misdirects. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

7 September: Sunday plooterwime.

Another poo that couldn't wait! Ran to the bathroom before I started making my morning coffee. Not a huge poo considering I crapped three times yesterday. But not a bad effort. Kind of glunky and definitely PUNGENT. But that's poo. It works. 

eNjoy.

6 September: Saturday hourchgrunkle.

Day down for a Saturday morning glorp. Had to poo right after waking. No time to pass Go, no time to collect $200. Just go right to the bathroom and drop trou. Not a bad looking gloof. Beefy and meaty. Unlike most of my poos. This is one of the good ones. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

5 September: Friday ploobaschorning.

Poo splat. Poo splop. Puddle 'o plorp. Oogly poo. Ugly poo. Poo's poo. Still poo. Always poo. Forever poo. Poo nation. Still pooing proud, still pooing proud. The poo Just. Never. Stops. 

eNjoy.

4 September: Thursday chorpdrimny.

Dropped a dollop this morning and it was PUNGENT. Interesting texture and good contrast.. Good poo pic. Crapped again four hours later and it was soup. Very slight blood residue on the tp. So, back to normal? As long as I'm not crapping blood like I did on the beach, I'm good. 

eNjoy.

3 September: Wednesday strunkbornion.

Woke up this morning, took a sip of coffee, and had to poo! Once again, my poo has settled down since the beach. Thank God. Since I've been home it's been twice a day. I can live with that. This poo was okay. I thought it was going to be a bigger load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. But it sort of petered out mid squeeze. Meh. Live if crunkily and crinkly. Not exciting, but still poo. And that's why you're here, right? 

eNjoy.

2 September: Tuesday humchelcloven.

Back on a more or less normal pooing routine. My schedule is poo in the morning, after coffee, and one more, mostly liquid before lunch. No more blood. No more obvious external hemorrhoid. Not sure why it showed its head last week, but I'm glad it's gone. This poo was chunky and solid. Good poo. Let's keep going like this! 

eNjoy.

1 September: Monday chimmelsplant.

Back at home. Pooing at home.  Looks like I'm back to normal. Looks like the hemorrhoid has folded back up into my bunghole. I never had pain it itching, just the blood on Thursday. I didn't know how it works. I guess I can put off the visit to the proctologist. Today's poo was seriously pooagenic. Big, beefy logs. Serious poo. This works for me. Had fun at the beach, but it's good to be home. 

eNjoy.

31 August: Sunday morchemsteeb.

Last day at the beach. I pooed Saturday at 4:30 am, no pic, and went back to sleep. Pooed twice more in the morning, completely liquid. No pics. Last, Sunday, poo pic was not very good. Globby. Bad lighting. Pooed again but it was completely liquid.  That's okay. Had a fun time at the beach, but Thursday's poo was brutal. No blood since that day. Thank God. 

eNjoy.

29 August: Friday horblejunion.

Beach week is coming to an end. Friday was better than Thursday. Pooed twice, but no blood. I guess the hemorrhoid settled down. And it isn't as obvious when I'm washing my ass. Middlin' poo, but that's okay as long as I'm not bleeding from my ass. Middlin' is enough. 

eNjoy.

28 August: Thursday double qwantlesplining.

Still at the beach on holiday. Having fun at the beach. Pooing was hard. I noticed an extra "structure" whilst showering (and washing my ass) the day before, and I thought it might be a hemorrhoid. Not good. I just noticed a "fold" of flesh that wasn't there the day before. More on that later. Two poos were okay. You can see corn from the previous evening's shrimp quesadilla dinner. And corn poo is always fun! Third poo was NOT fun. Had to come in from the beach to poo. And it was a bloody mess. Hemorrhoid. I had to clean up, but the more I wiped, the bloodier it got. I eventually got cleaned up enough to go back out to the beach. Not fun. Blood coming out of your ass is no fun.

eNjoy.

27 August: Wednesday glumptychoin.

Half way through my beach week and still pooing. Pictures aren't as good because the light of off. This poo is, as the title name implies, glumpy and beefy. Not huge, but proud in its own right. His effort. 

eNjoy.