Question about search engine optimization.

So, a question for my web-development readers. Why does this blog have 150 page views over day, 600 page views three days after that, and the following day the blog has 2400 page views. I honestly don't know why this blog has such wildly fluctuating readership. I'm not a tech guy so I don't know how it works. Yes, I like to see higher numbers. It was really exciting to see the readership balloon to 8900 back in 2017 (the highest daily total I'm aware of). But I have no idea why that happens. Any insight would be appreciated.

31 August: Thursday chunkgloggle.

Pooed twice Wednesday but they weren't good poos. Poos at the beach have been soft. Today's poo wasn't an exciting poo. But I have to post something, right? I can't let my fans down. My fans want poo! So, fluffy, floating beach poo it is. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

29 August: Tuesday chobbleplean.

On holiday at the beach! Beach poo. So, strange toilet, strange lighting. Floating flumpers.  Kind of--different. Different is okay. I just wish the lighting was better. 

eNjoy 

27 August: Sunday phlorplegumpty.

Being pooing pretty regularly since Thursday. Poo has been softer. Softer than when I first started talking Wegovy. Those were some ass-rippers. 😳😳 This is a pretty standard poo pile. Definitely ooey and gooey. Bulgy and gulgy? It's poo.

eNjoy.

26 August: Saturday hobbglumpkin.

Saturday and this is third day in a row I've dropped a deuce. Good times. This was sort of...meh. A little glortle of a poo. A plop with a dunkle. The dunkle slowly settled to the bottom of the bowl. As poo does. Hey, it's poo. 

eNjoy.

25 August: Friday phlumphlegorney.

Wasn't sure if I'd poo today because of that giant log I dropped yesterday. But the poo came mid-morning. And this is an interesting poo. Soft, coiled up log with a soft, gooey plop in the middle. And a small dollop that sank to the bottom of the bowl. Like a little satellite. Good poo. Fun poo. There you go 

eNjoy.

24 August: Thursday borfinjongel.

Crapped twice on Monday, didn't crap at all Tuesday or Wednesday, and then dropped this big green log Thursday. Hard log. Seriously. But the ass rippers from two weekends ago, but still substantial. You can even see some corn at the end. Bonus! A solid poo pic is always made better with corn. That's one of the mantras of this blog. Not a bad mantra. 

eNjoy.

21 August: Monday double chuntslersmape.

Dropped a couple of blobbins Monday. One in the morning, one after lunch. There you go. First poo is a partial as part of the poo fell to the bottom of the bowl and wasn't visible. Second poo was just a little blorbit. For a second poo it wasn't too bad. Two poo day. Good day.

eNjoy.

20 August: Sunday glunkchuckney.

Sportled out this glonker mid-morning. Kind of glunky and chunky. Not a bad poo. Could be better, but hey, couldn't we all? 

eNjoy.

19 August: Saturday florpgoobing.

Didn't poo yesterday. Has a couple of cups of coffee this morning and I had to poo! Considering how hard my stool has been lately, this was a surprise. Felt like a normal poo as I was flexing my bunghole, and then it just came out in a glorp. Poo splat. Poo plop. Plop plop. Not a good poo pic, more like poo soup. But still poo. 

eNjoy.

17 August: Thursday double chobblegloin.

Didn't poo Tuesday or yesterday. Felt like I might have to poo yesterday while walking on the treadmill at work at lunch time, but it didn't materialize. This morning the first 3 day load came after my first cup of coffee. This was another hard stool. Not the ass rippers I experienced over the weekend, but much harder than my regular dumpers. Required very little wiping. A long, dark green pole. Interesting poo. 

Second load came after lunch. Another big load, not as big as the morning poo. Good to get it out of my system. Starting to feel backed up.

eNjoy.

14 August: Monday ploogenchorst.

Started off the week with another ass-ripper. This one wasn't as bad as the weekend poos, but it was still a difficult push. The tip, the first part of the poo to come out, was the hardest. Felt spiky as it pushed through my bunghole. As you can see, it was soft at the end. Ended with a plop. Strange poo. Hard and soft. I wonder what we'll see next...

eNjoy.

13 August: Sunday horkinjumpty.

Another HARD poo. Normal, orangish brown color. This one was a struggle to squeeze out of my bunghole. I mean, really. Almost painful. I now know why people have heart attacks taking a dump. Not a bad looking poo--i just wish I ended up with a bigger poo for all that effort. There you go 

eNjoy.

12 August: Saturday flofflegloink.

So, didn't poo Wednesday, Thursday or yesterday. I didn't feel blocked up, and I've been eating more or less normally, so, weird not to poo for three days. So, this is a FOUR day load. Meh. This was a HARD, GREEN poo. I had to push this poo. My bunghole got a workout. I was pushing and flexing and squeezing to get this poo out. And you can tell it came out in sections. I even squeezed out a little squirt after I took the picture. Hard poo but a lot of wiping. A LOT. Strange poo, interesting poo pic.

eNjoy.

8 August: Tuesday horstphleffer.

Dropped a load Tuesday and it's a funny looking poo. Started off as a little loglet but ended as a glorp. Poo looks like it's shooting the finger at you. Poo is endlessly amusing, endlessly fun. 

eNjoy.

7 August: Monday blornerjinking.

Starting off the work week with a blorp. This felt pretty hefty coming out, but it broke up and it just doesn't look that substantial. Meh. That's the way it goes. Sometimes they just don't live up to expectations. Lesson for life.

eNjoy.

6 August: Sunday splortfragling.

Ate pretty heartily yesterday so I had to poo today. It wasn't immediate, just made itself known after a couple of farts. Made my way to the bathroom, and splorted it out. Nicely formed, fairly solid, and didn't require a lot of wiping. This was a good poo day. They should put this potential side effect on the Wegovy labeling: may increase the quality of your poos! 😁😁

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

When you never want to run out of TP....

5 August: Saturday goompblumpty.

Didn't poo Thursday or Friday. So this is a three day load. You may have noticed that my poo has been different over the last month. Well, it has changed. I have a confession to make: about a month ago, I started taking Wegovy. For weight loss. So far I've lost more than 10 pounds. I've been eating less food. So, less poo. And harder poo. Poos are definitely not as soft as they normally are. This morning's poo was definitely a struggle to push out. Poo is denser. So, there you go. My confession. Poo is poo. My poo. My Wegovy poo. May the excitement commence.

eNjoy.

2 August: Wednesday horplumjooby.

Drove to the office Wednesday and got the poo pangs. They subsided. I went to the gym at noon, and as I was finishing my workout, I had to poo. And poo I did. Pretty good poo, horrible poo pic. That's what you get at work, with the overhead fluorescent lightning. But hey, it's a little different.. And it's one of those rare work poo pics.

eNjoy.

1 August: Tuesday spinkplumpkin.

Didn't poo Monday so Tuesday's poo was a load. Interesting poo pic. Bi-color and kind of gluey. Glunchy and glory, right? You know what I mean 

eNjoy.

12 years.

Hey folks, I wanted to remind everybody that about a week ago, this blog turned 12 years old. I've been blogging about my poo for 12 years. I think that's pretty good. Lots of people start poo blogs but they don't do it for very long. Because it's work. And it takes dedication. I stuck with it.

When I started, I was using an old digital camera and I had to transfer that image using a digital card "stick" to a desktop computer. It was a pain. Which is why there are limited entries the first three years. And the pictures sucked. Now I do it all on my cell phone, so it's much easier and the pictures are much better. 

Another thing, folks. I'm not a "scat fiend." I don't do anything with my poo but flush it. I have no interest in doing anything with my poo BUT flushing it. I always thought it was cool to see what comes out of my ass. And I decided to blog about it. 

Having said that, I understand there are people who are scat friends. People who fetishize poo. I get it. I publish a poo blog. But that's not me. You do you and I'll do me. I don't want to receive pictures of anybody else's poo. If you want to relate a funny story, or ask a question--that's fine.

 I get people emailing me all the time who are  very worried that their poo isn't normal. People tell me that seeing my poo has reassured them that they're probably okay. I llike hearing that. In that regard, I think this blog has helped people. 

As always, remember--there is no "normal" poo. Poo comes in all shapes and sizes. Chances are, you're fine. But I'm not a doctor and I don't give medical advice. If you're really worried, or seeing something really disturbing in your poo (like a lot of fresh blood, or older blackish-colored blood), see a doctor. Get checked out. Get a colonoscopy. I've had three. It's not so bad. The prep is the worst. The night before, you drink a lot of liquid that makes you shit your brains out. And that's no fun. 

The day of the colonoscopy, they give you propofol to knock you out. Funny story: in the middle of my third colonoscopy, I woke up. That's not supposed to happen. I said, "Am I supposed to be awake?" The anesthesiologist then pushed more propofol and I went back to sleep. Woke up in recovery and I was fine. No pain. No discomfort. And my test was normal. It wasn't a big deal.