First day of vacation...at the beach. This is my first beach poo. Strange toilet...And the poo sank. You might be able to see little waves by the poo. Temperature variation I think. I'm hoping for a nice, relaxing vacation. And some good poo pics!
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Regular Sunday post cheat day poo. Drank beer and ate pizza. This was a softer poo. Good pic.
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Didn't crap on Friday. So this is a two day load. Harder, grainier bolus. I guess that's why I was a little stopped up yesterday. Good pic.
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Poo was fuzzy this morning. I have no idea why. Sometimes it just turns out this way.
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Mid week poo. Still decompressing after my Monday exam. That was hardest exam I've ever taken. But the stress of the whole process didn't seem to affect my poo. This was a harder stool...and grainy, as usual.
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Took my certification exam today. Exam was at 4 pm. Pooed in the morning. Studied most of the day. Cute little pile of poo. (BTW, I passed my exam.)
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Day before exam day. Apprehensive about the exam. But that's not preventing me from pooing!
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Saturday poo. Beginning a weekend studying for a certification exam with a nice poo. Harder bolus. Looks grainy.
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Two different views of the same poo. I've done this before. Close up of one of the nuggets.
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Mid week hard chunks. Harder stool than I'm used to. This was a good poo.
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Tuesday poo. Still glad to be back from military duty. And...not an exciting poo.
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Day off today...studying for most of the day for my big exam. But took some time off from studying you take a nice crap.
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I didn't think I'd poo Sunday because I crapped three times on Saturday. But I DID poo on Sunday. Nice big load you see below. Then, I had an emergency poo after eating at Fuddruckers for lunch. You know, one if those poos that come on suddenly, a your driving home, and you don't think you're going to make it? I almost didn't make it. Fumbling for me keys, stumbling through the door, while at the same time trying to lower my pants...we've ask done that face. I made it to the bathroom by the front door. Barely. One minute later and I wouldn't have made it. That poo was watery and not very pooagenic. So I didn't take a pic. But my morning poo was a sight to behold.
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Crapped three times yesterday. Busy day. Glad I did it before running my standard Saturday five miles. Not a big deal if you have to get off the treadmill to crap. More of an issue if you have to take a shit in the bushes at the side of somebody's house. People tend not to like that. That almost happened to me.
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I didn't poo yesterday. I was expecting to after lunch, but it didn't happen. The first thing I had to do this morning was poo. nice big, solid poo. Not like my regular, soft-serve poos. Best of all, I didn't have to wash my hands after, because I jumped right into the shower. And I was fresh all day.
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I showered this morning, and then 10 minutes later, while I was still at home, getting ready for my trip into work, I had to poo. REALLY poo. One of those times you really feel like you've accomplished something after a poo. I didn't have to push (I rarely do), but I felt a LOT of poo coming out. A big, steaming pile for your appreciation. Unfortunately, that means I went to work uh-fresh. And will remain so until the shower after my lunch workout. <sigh>
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Woke up yesterday morning, at 5, and immediately had to poo. BEFORE my shower. Always a good thing. Went to work fresh, and stayed fresh all day. I love it when I poo in the morning before my shower.
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Back to the regular job...manning waking up at 5 am. <sigh> But pooing should back to normal.
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Regular Saturday back from traveling. Good to be home, pooping in my regular toilet. These are just regular little turdlets.
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Regular seeming poo this morning....no blood. No blood when I wiped. Maybe my rectum has repaired the damage done by yesterday's rough poo.
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Mid week...still in the tent camp. Still in the hotel. Still pooping. I really hope you appreciate my efforts.
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Another day working in the tent camp. Another poo. Ah, the drudgery...
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Starting a new month. Still working in the tent camp. Still sucking shit. But still proving you, my fans, good poo pics.
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Sunday poo. Worked all weekend. And I've been under a LOT of stress. But it hasn't seemed to affect my poo.
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End of week poo. Traveling. Friday sucked because I was in a tent camp ask weekend. It sucked. (I slept at the hotel, but had to go to the tent camp to work. So this is hotel poo, not tent camp poo. They had porta-johns set up for the tent camp, but I didn't end up pooing in one.)
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These pics require an explanation. I've been traveling on business for the last two weeks. I've been in a hotel. My poos have been pretty normal. Yesterday, I didn't poo. This morning, the urge to poo woke me up at about 6 am. I sat down, and could feel something was amiss. It felt like a hard blockage at the head of the poo. I really had to push. It felt..."scratchy." Turns out, it was. It scratched my rectum and caused some bleeding. I noticed the red when I took the pics. And confirmed that it was indeed blood when I wiped. Yes...that is my blood. Ugh. I literally shit blood for your viewing pleasure.
As I was packing to depart the hotel, I had to poo again. The second poo was soft, as my second poos usually are. So I didn't have to push...it just slid right out. But as you can see, there was more blood. I pooed again, 30 minutes later. I didn't see any blood on the third poo. I must have a tender rectum, no? It seems to bleed with very little provocation. Good thing I'm not gay, huh? ;)
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Traveling for the next two weeks. This is hotel poo. Different angle. A bit more nuanced.
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