30 June: Friday plotzkyyorts.

Dropped another big, fat load. After yesterday's big, fat load. I have definitely been squeezing out some fat turds out of my bunghole lately. Colon is working overtime. Can't wait to see what comes out of my ass tomorrow!

eNjoy.

29 June: Thursday hooplegungeon.

Once again, I didn't poo Wednesday, the day I went into the office. So Thursday's poo was a two day load. And this was quite a load. Serious pile of poo. And exactly middle consistency--right in the middle between hard and soft--which meant a LOT of wiping. A LOT. Seriously, sometimes I really wish I had a bidet. 

eNjoy.

27 June: Tuesday forplungfrane.

Kind of a dump of a poo. You can still see the corn from the egg roll I ate over the weekend. Corn--the food that keeps on giving. Corn poo--always fun. 

eNjoy.

26 June: Monday sploobblefrintz.

A splob of a poo. Unexciting, but you can see corn from last night's southwest egg rolls. Corn poo is always fun. 

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eNjoy.

25 June: Sunday planchintspoint.

Sunday poo.. Not exciting, but still poo. I guess after the three giant logs I dropped last week in spoiled. Interestingly, after the three big logs, traffic to this blog spiked way up. Coincidence?

eNjoy.

24 June: Saturday hibklomping.

End of the week poo load, and the streak of giant poo logs is over. This was a pretty standard poo pile. Will carb up today, so hopefully I'll be back to dropping poo loaves tomorrow. Fingers crossed! 

eNjoy.

23 June: Friday higbyyuntle.

Third big fat poo log in a row. It's been a very good week for poo. Three really good poo pics. You're welcome.

eNjoy.