30 Jan: Thursday sortlebookmp.

So, didn't crap on Wednesday. And then didn't shit Thursday until after I got home from work. Started to get the rumbling as I was leaving, but the poo didn't come until about 5 pm. That was a little unusual. I felt like shit about 5 pounds, but the pic doesn't really reflect that. Interesting poo pic, though. Looks like an exploding star nebula. A nebula in poo. I give this poo a 6 1/2. 

eNjoy.

28 Jan: Tuesday schlobblewroat.

So, back to work Tuesday. As soon as I got to work, I had to poo! Imagine that. Kind of a coily, snaky, fuzzy tube worm. And, rarely for a work poo pic, a good pic. No annoying fluorescent light glare. You can see the nice texture of this poo. I give this poo a 5 1/2. 

eNjoy.

27 Jan: Monday corbalplute.

Day off on Monday. And started the day with a nice door. Not an impressive poo pic, but still, it's poo. My favorite line? They can't all be winners. O rate this poo a 4. 

eNjoy.

25 Jan: Saturday flobbityount.

So, fasted Friday day, feasted Friday night, and had a poo Saturday morning. Not an exciting poo. Not a big fat log, like Wednesday and Friday's poo. Just a poo plop. A ploop. And not an exciting ploop. But a good picture. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

24 Jan: Friday gloperwilp.

Didn't poo on Thursday. Ironic because that's the day this blog went over 500K pageviews. So Friday I had a load to drop. And drop I did. Another big fat poo log. Again, I felt like I crapped for 5 minutes. Not as big as Wednesday's poo log, but not a bad effort. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

eNjoy.

24 Jan: Thursday milestone.

I know most of my readers could care less, but my little poo blog hit a milestone Thursday. The blog I started in 2011 hit 500K pageviews. Yep, 500,000 pageviews. That's why I do it. Because people like looking at poo pics. My poo pics. When I first started this blog, I was happy when I got 30 pageviews a day. Now I regularly get 500-700 pageviews a day. 

Thank you my gentle readers. YOU are the reason I do this. I'll let you know when the bold goes over 1M views. Hopefully that won't take another 9 years!

22 Jan: Wednesday ploompgums.

Mid week poo log. Serious poo log. I felt like I was shitting a two by four when I squeezed this puppy out. Felt like it would never end. But made for a good poo pic. I rate this poo an 8. 

eNjoy.