So, didn't crap yesterday. It happens. This morning, I was wondering when the pool would come. Turns out, it didn't take long. I was brushing my teeth, before I got into the shower, before going to work, and I farted. I mean, really farted. A serious fart. I might have woke up the neighbors. A big fart usually means a poo is coming. And that's what happened. Serious poo log. A two days of poo log.
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Day off today. Federal holiday, Veterans Day in the US. So I woke up late than I normally do, had a cup of coffee, and no poo. Half way through my second cup, I had to poo. And not a bad looking poo. Good poo day, good poo pic.
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This poo came a little later in the morning. During my second cup of coffee, while watching Sunday morning news shows, the familiar old urge came on me fast. So I sat down on the John and dropped this plooper. Good poo. Good pic.
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This poo pile woke me up at 4:45 am! Dropped it downstairs, took the pic, and then went back to bed. So, while it affected my sleep, it is a nice, ooey, gooey poo pic. You can see how it started off as a log and then degenerated into a pile. Silly poos! 💩
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Dropped this log right before I got in the shower. Always excellent timing. Didn't have to wash my hands after pooing, because I got right into the shower right afterwards. Always fun. Four days in a row I was fresh all day at work. And my second log in a week. Win, win! 💩
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Dropped this fluffy poo pile right after I got to work. But that's ok, because right after pooing, I went to gym at work. After my workout, I showered and was fresh all day. Third day in a row! As usual, the fluorescent lights at work man the poo look hazy and insubstantial. But they can't all be winners! 💩
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This one started rumbling before I got out of bed. So I dumped it, went upstairs and showered and got ready for work. Fresh all day, second day in a row. Pretty good poo pic. Nice and gooey and textured. Excellent.
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