Friday, September 29, 2017

24 Sep: Sunday phlile.

Dropped a big poo pile on Sunday. Just came out in a big phlaat. As usual, it took me a second and a half to push this bad boy out. I wonder if I ate more fiber my poos would be more solid. Something to ponder.

eNjoy.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

23 Sep: big Saturday gliblet.

So I day down for a nice poo Saturday morning, after my first cup of coffee. And a nice poo it was. My phone was straight up though, so there's a lot of flash glare.

After I pooed, though, while wiping, the toilet seat cracked. I think I was sitting at an odd angle, putting pressure on the seat it wasn't designed for, and that caused it to crack.

eNjoy.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

22 Sep: Friday gamungle.

End of work week poolets. Not too impressive. I've been having problems with my cell phone dying as soon as I start to take pictures. If it's below 50% power, it will die. And I've missed a coupe of poo pics because of this problem. Once again, I'm thinking about replacing the old Samsung Note 4.

eNjoy.

20 Sep: Wednesday splindle.

Nice, long turd, folded in on itself, almost like a snake. Snake turd.

eNjoy.

19 Sep: Tuesday plorgal.

Regular work day squabble. Some nice little chunkies.

eNjoy.

18 Sep: Monday slumpum

Monday poo globs. Kind of soft. Not spectacular.

eNjoy.

16 Sep: Saturday glomph.

Really good poo pic. Solid and meaty. One of the loss even looks a little reddish.

eNjoy.