Sunday poo meme.

5 October: Sunday climpetdrunion.

So, yesterday (Saturday) was not a good day for me poo-wise. I woke up at 2 am with intestinal cramping. When that happens I have to have a BM to relieve the pressure. I thought I was good to go to go back to sleep. I was wrong. An hour later I was sprinting to the toilet--I'm lucky I didn't shit the bed. At 10 in the morning, after my 5th poo my ass was SORE. I squirted out another poo at 5 pm and my bunghole was BLEEDING. It was not a good day. This poo came about 30 minutes after waking. Bunghole is still raw. Definitely bloody residue on the TP. Poo was just good enough, considering what I went through yesterday. Have no idea what was wrong. 

eNjoy.

3 October: Friday frobushchintling.

Just a little gloggy of poo. A little sporchin of poo. Very soft, and again, not very exciting. But hey--I'm doing my best, okay. Sometimes I feel like my bunghole is working overtime for my reader's amusement. (Which it kind of is.) Still poo. Still working for the cause. Still pooing. Still blogging. 

eNjoy.

2 October: Thursday plobmooshling.

Just a plob of poo. A plorp of poo. Not exciting. But still poo. Nothing else. Work with it. Hey to know it. THEN let me know your issues. 

eNjoy.

1 October: Wednesday hobchobbler.

This poo came after lunch. Kind of glunky and meaty. Kind of a cool poo pic. Not sure what the yellow bits are, I don't think I ate corn previously. Oh well, it's a mystery. Anybody have any ideas what they are? Leave your guess in the comments. 

eNjoy.

30 September: Tuesday plookenjord.

Pooed late Tuesday --after I got home from work. So this is afternoon poo. And it wasn't urgent, it was a slow developer. So I pooed, but I didn't really have to. And it's a pretty cool looking poo. Bloopy and gloopy. Chunky loaves at the top, and a different colored bloop at the bottom. Not a bad effort.

eNjoy.

29 September: Monday grolpbigner.

Beginning of that work week and I dropped a poo! I gorfed up a splorge. Yep, I did it. I'll admit it. I did it. And I'll do it again. Soon. You know it. That's why my faithful readers keep returning! To see the glunk! 

eNjoy.