7 July: Thursday sploopgummer.

Completely liquid poo. A pool of poo. Sometimes it's just squirts out of my ass like that. That's thev way it is. Hey, what do I always say? It's still poo!

eNjoy 

6 July: Wednesday chorblestrank.

Mid week home/work poo. Nice looking chorble. Still hanging my junk over the rim so I can get better poo pics and do far it's working. This poo once again started as a log and ended as a plop. Kind of a multiple personality poo. Fun!

eNjoy.

5 July: Tuesday slubjuggle.

Day after 4th of July poo: as you can see, I had corn on the cob on the 4th. Along with beef and chicken kabobs.. And macaroni salad. But the only thing you can identify on the corn on the cob. Corn is clearly visible. It's always fun the day after eating corn. Pretty hefty load, and a pretty good poo pic. Win/win! 

eNjoy.

4 July: Independence Day proumquirtle.

Do, dropped a big load on the 4th of July. A big, beefy load. Great poo pic. Again, no flash. I'm continuously impressed with the pics this phone takes. Nothing more need be said.

eNjoy.

3 July: Sunday double drimplingjudney.

So, this poo got me out of bed. I was already awake because I had to pee, but this poo made sure I couldn't go back to sleep. I got up, went downstairs, and immediately had to poo. And it was just a big splat. Maybe because I didn't take my Metamucil yesterday? I don't know. Another ugly poo in the books.

Second poo was no better. Just a big, gloopy ploop. Ploop day. Some days just aren't good poo days.

eNjoy.

2 July: Saturday cumpmortjen.

I woke up around 7 and almost immediately had to poo. This is a nice, gooey glop of poo. Kind of a medium consistentcy. I'd also can this poo "blobular." New word. Poo as a linguistic creator. 

eNjoy.

1 July: Friday glupstripper.

Just a pile of Friday poo. Not much else to say--sometimes poo isn't exciting and isn't impressive. But it's still poo. 

eNjoy.