5 May: Wednesday stunchfroider.

Mid week poo. What does this shape say to you? To me, it looks like a pot-bellied, running bear with a pointy head. Do you see it?

eNjoy.

4 May: Tuesday thugglespord.

So this poo floated. So, that's usually a bit better for pics because I don't have to worry about the flash. But this pic was not as good as Monday's. But really kind of a sub par poo. Sinker or floater, if it's but a good poo, it's not a good poo. 

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3 May: Monday skintzjundle.

This poo was a sinker. So, I had to tilt the point to focus so I wouldn't get the flash in the pic. That usually means a better focused picture. But a terribly exciting poo pic. Oh well. I tried.

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2 May: Sunday poinchblubber.

 It was cheat day yesterday. So I feasted. Pizza, chicken wings, Popeye's chicken sandwich, red beans and rice, chicken tenders, breakfast burrito... That just about covers it. Lots of good. Lots of drink. I had full sugar strawberry soda. Oh, and I drank a couple of beers. And vodka. Lots of vodka. Woke up late this morning. Pooed as soon as I got out of bed. A big fat, sloppy, gooey load. 

eNjoy.

1 May: Saturday blurcherspontz.

So, woke up Saturday and had a nice poo. One of my rare logs. Nice looking log, with a big blop dollop at the top. Poo log is smooth, dollop is not. Best of both worlds. 

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30 April: Friday gorgersplub.

So, Friday was another good poo day. Really nice looking poo. Deep brown and chunky. Clear, good beefiness. Chunky, beefy, bloatedness. Bloated gorgeness. Grundy, stunky blunkness. There you go. Poo as poetry.

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29 April: Thursday chumblunker.

Big, beefy load on Thursday. That's after a couple of days of not-so-beefy loads. Tuesday morning I woke up at 2 AM with horrible intestinal cramps. The only thing that fixes that is taking a dump. I've written about that before. I didn't get a picture, and then later in the day, after lunch, I took an unspectacular dump. And another unspectacular dump on Wednesday. Dry spell. But Thursday's poo was worth the wait. 

eNjoy.