7 Jul: Sunday throgglegleem.

Feasted yesterday. That's what I do on Saturday. I eat. And I drink. And I poo. Well, I poo every day. Sunday's poo is usually pretty good because of the feasting on Saturday. But because I shit my brains out yesterday, there wouldn't be a lot to shit today. Or that's what I thought. I was wrong. I had to poo three sips into my first cup of coffee. The poo is relentless. But this was not an exciting poo. What do I always say? They can't all be winners.

eNjoy.

6 Jul: Saturday clamplegumth.

So I shit my brains out Saturday. Crapped and crapped and crapped. Shit four times. My bunghole was sore from all that wiping. Geesh. Only the first poo was pooagenic. The rest were soup. I have no idea why my colon decides one day that it needs to void so many times. It's a mystery.

enjoy.

5 Jul: Friday flunkstipping.

Day after the holiday, working from home. Whether I'm at home or at work, the poo never stops. And I keep blogging. And blogging. As long as the poo keeps coming, I'll keep blogging. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

4 Jul: Thursday Independence Day poo.

I had the day off as America celebrates the 4th of July, or our Independence Day. And I started it off with a nice poo. As promised, this is also Monster drink poo. Good poo pic. I need to drink more Monster drinks.

eNjoy.

3 Jul: Wednesday wibblebjorn.

Another work poo. Came after I'd just started a Monster drink. So tomorrow's poo will be Monster drink poo. We'll see how that looks.

eNjoy.

2 Jul: Tuesday globbinthort.

So, two hours after I got to work. I had to poo! Imagine that. The poo just never stops. It's almost like I'm expected to poo everyday. Geesh.

eNjoy.

1 Jul: Monday schlumptgrommel.

So yesterday was a pretty big eating day. No beer but a lot of carbs. Yep, I cheated on a non cheat day. Went to a restaurant and I had a Monte Cristo sandwich. Sushi for dinner. Plus vodka. This morning felt like a big poo, but the picture doesn't really show it. It's like an iceberg--most of it must be below the surface.

eNjoy.