7 Oct: Sunday glomper.

Drank beer, ate chicken wings (garlic parmesan, my favorite) and a cheesesteak hoagie last night. Made for a nice ooey, gooey poo this morning.

eNjoy.

6 Oct: Saturday IHOPple.

So, decided to go to IHOP early Saturday morning with a friend who'd been drinking all night. Half way through my Big Steak Omelette and buttermilk pancakes, I had to drop a deuce. So this is IHOP poo.

eNjoy.

5 Oct: Friday double clopple.

Squirted the first poo out before I got in the shower. Really, I felt like these nuggets squirted out. They were bigger than I thought they would be. The second poo came mid morning, at work.

eNjoy.

4 Oct: Thursday glurble.

This poo came at home, before I left for work. I didn't shower, because I was going to work out at work, before I started my desk job. The tank was still filling from from a previous flush, and you can see the ripples from the water. A little different.

eNjoy.

3 Oct: Wednesday squirble.

This dumper came a little later in the morning than they my poos normally do. Not bad for a work poo, didn't get that overhead glare.

eNjoy.

2 Oct: Tuesday thompling.

Didn't shower when I woke up this morning because I was going to the gym (at work) before work, and was going to shower after I worked out. So, drinking coffee about 15 minutes after I woke up, I had to poo. And poo I did. Put my gym clothes on, went to work, worked out, showered, and went to work fresh. Always a good way to start the day.

eNjoy.

1 Oct: Monday lomodal.

Dropped this bad boy as soon as I got to work. Came sliding out of me like warm owlshit. Really. Just slorped right out.

eNjoy.