5 May: 2 broumphle Thursday.

So, I crapped myself empty on Monday. Crapped at least 4 times. Gassy all day. Farted all day. Didn't crap at all Tuesday or Wednesday. Nothing. No poos for two days. So Thursday, I pooed twice. Not stellar, but just enough.

eNjoy.

2 May: Two Mung Monday.

So I started of the day with a nice poo. As it turns out, that poo at 0515 wasn't the last one. The commute into work was very gassy. I farted all the way into work. I let some HUGE farts when I got to work. I pooed a couple of times at work--although they were more farts than poo. Still very gassy. One additional poo pic. A couple of poos that weren't pooagenic.

eNjoy.

1 May: Sunday frolump.

It's May day. The day after a full cheat day. And I celebrated with a nice poo.

eNjoy.

30 Apr: Saturday slorp.

Full cheat day. Although...really, regular days and cheat days are starting to blur together, as I stray father from the slow-carb diet. At this point, a cheat day means I drink beer. Otherwise, I eat and drink as I did before the diet. Luckily...my weight is steady.

Anyway...two nice poos. Healthy poos.

eNjoy.

29 Apr: Two frumple Friday.

Pooed before I went to work, before my shower, and then, because I didn't poo the day before, I pooed again. At work.  Didn't work out at lunch, so I was in-fresh the rest of the day. Such is the life of a man with a healthy colon.

eNjoy.

27 Apr: Wednesday: blue water, orange poo.

Mid week poo. Pooed before work. Always a good thing. Blue water still makes the poo look a little weird. And not really a spectacular poo. But you can still see red peppers! Mexican food...the meal that keeps on giving!

eNjoy.

25 Apr: Monday glorbus.

So, back to work. Mid morning poo. You can see the red peppers from my Mexican food yesterday.

eNjoy.