7 Aug: Friday fruldge.

So, I didn't shower before going to work. Worked out at the gym at work, THEN had a nice poo, and THEN had a nice shower. It all worked out very nicely thank you

eNjoy.

6 Aug: Thursday thrumple.

So, I had a cup of coffee when I first got up...But as I went to go take a shower, I wasn't feeling the familiar, intestinal rumblings. Not good. Always, ALWAYS better to poo before you shower.

But as I was brushing my teeth, I started to feel the rumblings. So I turned, the shower on and day on the toilet, hoping for the best. I got done little squirt nuggets. Not huge, but hopefully enough to get me through the day.

eNjoy.

5 Aug: Wednesday wadgle.

Another pretty ordinary mid week poo. They've been half way between hard and soft lately. What can you do?

eNjoy.

4 Aug: Tuesday trulge.

Standard mid week poo. For the last couple of weeks, I've been pooing right after my first cup of coffee in the nothing. Pooing before showering is always a good thing.

eNjoy.

3 Aug: Monday mulge.

So, it's Monday. I had to poo quickly (long story). And this poo took a long time....seemed like it went on forever. I had to work at it, squeezing it out of my ass. The poo below is the result.

The two pics are of the same poo. Interesting how just moving the camera a tiny bit can change the way the poo looks. The light looks completely different.

eNjoy.

2 Aug: Sunday slungle.

So, drank a lot of beer last night. And ate pizza. A lot of pizza. And had a nice poo this morning. Beer and pizza poo.

eNjoy.

1 Aug: Saturday sklarple.

Feasted last night on beer and meatballs! And this morning I was rewarded with a glorious, post feast poo!

eNjoy.