6 March: Friday glatchnermorg.

So, end of work week poo. This was a pretty substantial load--I guess I ate a lot yesterday. Including three delicious barbacoa breakfast tacos at First Watch. Breakfast taco poo. Uniform, brownish color. Still with the dark specks. Still have no idea what they are. Poo can be mysterious. 

eNjoy.

5 March: Thursday glomskyphurn.

Mid week poo, got as far as two sips into my first cup of coffee when I had to poo. I drank a big glass of kefir and was hoping for something a little more solid. But that wasn't to be. It's orangish, phlumpy and PUNGENT! Definitely a phlopple. And poo is poo. That's the way it is. 

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4 March: Wednesday spoolgfraxer.

Chunky mid-week poo. Another unexciting glorge. This one's a but chunkier than the last couple of poos. More embedded dark dibits. Where are the dibits coming from? And ideas? I crapped again after lunch and it was completely liquid so I didn't include. Gotta get back on that kefir and yogurt. And I need to add more fiber to my diet. I'll get to work on that. 

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3 February: Tuesday glunklechudny.

Tuesday poo, again, smallish, not exciting. I need to start with the daily kefir intake. This one was mostly soft. I crapped twice the day before so I wasn't expecting much. This poo was creamy, orangish brown with and dark dollops embedded. Meh. 

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2 February: Monday horchunkle.

Monday morning load. Ugh. Not spectacular. Kind of blurbly with a comma on top. Creamy and gooey? I don't know, I'll try better. Talk to my colon, not my fault. 

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Sunday poo meme.

28 February: Saturday hobchunion.

Big, fat Saturday morning dump load. Very cool poo. Deeper brownish color, globular under the water. You can still see bits of corn from a meal two days earlier. You've heard me evangelize about poo coming in all shapes and sizes, but it is gratifying to drop a log like this. Good poo pic. You're welcome. 

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27 February: Friday frohuffling.

End of the week dump load. Seriously load log. I didn't even have to pinch it off....it just--ended. Weird. But a good looking poo, right? Nice, uniform dark reddish color and consistency. Good poo pic. Nice way to end the week. There you go.

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26 February: Thursday chombafwatney.

Dropped this florp a couple of sips into my first cup of coffee. Not spectacular. Kind of glumpy and yellowish green with a comma at the top. Meh. Still poo. 

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25 February: Wednesday phlootsportner.

Middle of the week poo. Dropped this whilst heating up a breakfast burrito. I knew it wouldn't take long. This just came slithering out. Slither, slither. Interesting yellowish color, contrasting with the green. Not a spectacular poo, but still poo. It works! Poo always works. 

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24 February: Tuesday scholoplamer.

Still pooing in the real world! Tuesday poo! Kind of cool looking... Interesting texture and brown coloration. Not sure what that little yellow kernel is. Any guesses from my readers?  Cool poo, good poo pic. 

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23 February: Monday choldgrumption.

Started off the work week with a spolp of poo. Pretty cool poo pic. I see corn, and corn poo is always fun. Although I don't remember when I ate the corn. But no worries. If I ate corn, I ate corn. I didn't spend a lot of time wondering about how the poo got to be the way it is, I just enjoy it while it's here. And now it's time because I flushed it. Bye poo. 

eNjoy.

22 February: Sunday stortplunchion.

Big, Sunday dumpload. It didn't get me out of bed, but almost. I had to crap as soon as I woke up. And this is why: there was a lot of poo that needed an exit. Good looking poo. I must admit, I do enjoy the big logs. I drop this load and I feel like I've accomplished something. The comedian Ron White once asked: "Have you the taken a dump so big your pants for better?" Yes, I have. Your welcome. 

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Saturday poo meme.

21 February: Saturday gorchletcheen.

Woke up about 7:30 and immediately had to poo. Hadn't even had coffee yet. One chunklet sank and the rest leaned on the lip, with a plorch extending out of the water. Gleech and guniony. Green-brown and orange in places. I think colorful poo is noteworthy. Plaffle.

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20 February: Friday flockenbyury.

I had to push a bit and the floodgates let loose and we got a pile of plorp. Not exciting, but it's still poo. And that's why you're here, right? 

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19 February: Thursday blokensmoind.

Sort of a long, green glorp of poo. Not are what the little yellow bits are. Interesting shape. And green if always and attractive color for glorp. Any ideas what the bits are? Let me know in the comments. And you can remain anonymous when leaving a comment. 

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18 February: Wednesday jortlegunion.

Had to poo and dropped this little junion. A lot of work for not a lot of poo. A sporkle and a drunge. Another body and it's satellite. A lotta orbiting going on in her. Well...

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17 February: Tuesday clumdrunkle.

Tuesday poo, just a clump and a jort. A larger body and it's satellite? Poo is poo, even when it's separated. Do you think poo had separation anxiety? We went know with this poo because I flushed it. 

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16 February: Monday strotchglimpter.

This one snuck up on me. I'm sitting, enjoying my morning coffee, and I have to poo. And then I release (what I thought was a little fart), and it wasn't. As I'm pulling my pants down, I feel these little (I think) dollops of poo (or gas) skip pay my sphincter. I think. I sat and unkinked the old sphincter, and let fly. I was wearing dark briefs, so maybe I spotted, maybe I didn't. I think just a tiny amount of poo got out. Pretty cool looking poo for a mostly liquid poo. That's it. It's poo.. Love it or live with it. Just make sure it gets in the bowl. 

eNjoy.

15 February: Sunday schollwumpit.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up. Didn't even get a chance to open my phone--I sat down and, blaat! It's poo. As I've written many, many times before--poo is poo. It never stops. Sometimes it gives us a brief glimpse before it continues the journey to the sewer. It's brief opportunity to shine, and then, flush. Bye poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

14 February: Saturday matchelsheen.

This poo came later in the morning. Not a bad effort. Chunky, phlunky, fluffy and phlord. And fluffy, bi-colored poo is always fun! Or maybe you disagree? Let me know in comments. 

eNjoy.

13 February: Friday querboozunch.

Just a puddle of plod. Bi-colored slorp, ooey and gooey. There you go, I said it all. 

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12 February: Thursday hombelziscrey.

Bigger log, turned inside out. First with green stuffing, then with darker groinion. Folded poo. Joff on the bottom, bliff on top. There you go.

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11 February: Wednesday splimevorkner.

A big, bottom blollop of florp. Again, wanting to flee.... Is there much else I can do? The poo always comes, always comes. You know what you should do? Learn to live with it.

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10 February: Tuesday grobbjomple.

Little blobs of ploo. Fleetingly there, yet so colorful.

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9 February: Monday plorchgrumnion.

Mega, ultra, feathered logs, slightly junioned. It's poo that has something to say, so I'm going to shut up and let it say it. Can't you hear it?

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8 February: Sunday glumptychorb.

Just a couple of glorbs of poo. Just kind of sticky and gloopy. Sort of soft and pooey. I don't know. It's poo. Poo works. Usually. 

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Saturday poo meme.

7 February: Saturday flunchdejorter.

3 sips into my first morning coffee and I had to poo. It felt substantial as I squeezed it out, but it wasn't as big as I thought it would be. Meh. Okay. Pretty sure you can still discern corn from two days prior. Corn--the gift that keeps on giving. Not a bad looking poo. As far as poos go. Definitely glunchy. What more can you ask of a poo?

eNjoy.

6 February: Friday glushkincrimney.

Had meat loaf and creamed corn last night and you can see the corn in the poo. It's corn poo, always fun. (I guess it's corn and meatloaf poo, but you can't see the meatloaf.) I know this poo was going to be gloopy when I squeezed it out of my bunghole. But gloopy poo is still poo. Am I right? 

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5 February: Thursday chuniongorp.

Another unexciting poo. Gotta start up with the yogurt and kefir again. I dropped this in my regular bathroom. So this is a toilet you've come to know. Kind of a rickety, spindly poo. Not big and not really orange, but definitely pungent. In the absence of bulk, pungent works. I'll keep trying. 

eNjoy.

4 February: Wednesday plochgruber.

Not an exciting poo--insubstantial. Pooed later in the day, in the upstairs bathroom. Felt weird. Poo was pluthy, indistinct, fuzzy and amorphous. They can't all be winners.

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3 February: Tuesday plurchblorber.

Just a plorp of poo. Not impressive, but still poo. Kind of gloopy. Meh. I crapped again later on the day. I had to poo on the way from Lowe's, and I wasn't sure if I'd make it. Turned out to be less of an emergency that I thought it would be. Fun, but shitting your pants is definitely no fun.

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2 February: Monday bloopsturnion.

Started the work week dropping a big load. And it's orangish, which means PUNGENT! This was a big smollup of stinky plorp. That's okay, poo does get pungent at times. Any of my readers know why the orange poo is stinkier? Leave a comment or send me an email. 

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1 February: Sunday ploidyjern.

Big, day Sunday dumpload. Cooped up inside, because of the snowstorm, so I'm eating more. Which results in bigger loads. I'm also doing a lot of shoveling and chipping, so burning up a lot of calories. Beefy load. Good poo pic. I'll keep em coming. 

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Saturday poo meme.

31 January: Saturday booglechorphling.

Dropped this about three sips into my first cup of coffee. A big, beefy load. Not as uniform as Friday's poo. A lot more going on. You can see one little nugget of corn from Friday's ramen. Can you see it? Still a good looking poo. As far as poo goes. Another good poo pic from Billy Danner. You're welcome. 

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30 January: Friday glumphwichny.

End of the week dumpload. This was a big load. Uniform orangish with an even consistency. As always, orange poo equals PUNGENT. This was no different. Good effort, good poo pic. 

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29 January: Thursday chorblestruttner.

Still dealing with the ice and snow, but that hasn't stopped the poo! The poo just never stops. I call this a hybrid poo: starts off as a log and end as a plorp. Otherwise not exciting. Not sure what the dark chunks/fibers are. Any ideas from my readers? If so, leave a comment. 

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28 January: Wednesday ploikingjunter.

I woke up and immediately had to poo. Immediately. Dropped the plork and it was orange and PUNGENT. Orange=pungent. Need to drink kefir today--I like crapping logs. Will go out later and chip the other car out of the ice. Outside is still covered in ice. More ice and snow poo. There you go. Scheduled for another snowstorm this weekend. I think I'll stay inside and poo. 

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27 January: Tuesday pholebleemer.

This poo got me out of bed this morning. Literally. The first thing I did upon waking was poo. And this took and pushing...it was a harder poo. Maybe the big glass of kefir I drank yesterday helped. There should be corn but I'm not sure I can make it out. Ah well, good looking poo. Big, fat long poo log. A dump load. Good poo pic. We'll keep these up. 

eNjoy.

26 January: Monday chochulgrumy.

Monday after the big winter storm and I dropped a poo ass soon as I woke up. Before I could even make coffee this poo was insistent. I pushed it out and knew it was significant. And this is a serious log. Wasn't eating yogurt or drinking kefir this past weekend so I'm not sure why this log is the was it is. I guess maybe I need to re-think my theory on the guy microbiome. As for the poo--you're welcome. 

eNjoy.

25 January: Sunday forgerglunder.

Woke up this morning to a blanket of snow! Big snowstorm through half the country. So this is snow poo! And this was a snow load! Big, beefy load. I could tell it was going to be significant as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Very cool looking poo. It's multi-colored--dark, lighter brown and orangish brown. Multi-colored poo is always fun! 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

24 January: Saturday polperskeeb.

Not a bad looking poo. Came halfway through my second cup of coffee. Solid, meaty logs. This works. Thought I had to poo again after lunch but it turned into a long, drawn out fart. Good, because I didn't want to have to wipe again. Good poo day. We're expecting a big snowstorm tonight so I'll be doing comfort food all this weekend. Very little bacteria. So, poo tomorrow will likely be soft. Gotta do what you gotta do. 

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23 January: Friday horfengorpner.

This was kind of a different poo. Not quite soft, not hard. Definitely as glork. Still trying to get more beneficial bacteria into my gut. Trying. Meh. Will do better. But still pooing. Never stop pooing. 

eNjoy.

22 January: Thursday glomsterchoad.

Woke up late this morning, and pooed about an hour after waking. Meh. Not an impressive poo. Chunky with a comma on top. They can't all be winners, right? 

eNjoy.

21 January: Wednesday chopplegroob.

Crapped as soon as I woke up. This poo was persistent! Big, fat dumper log. I ate yogurt and drank kefir the day before. Maybe bouncing back from the disastrous Monday. Bunghole isn't as sore. This was a hefty load. Took two flushes to get it gone. Kind of greenish, with flashes of orange. Maybe? Anyway, it's poo. That's all I got. 

eNjoy.