24 March: Tuesday glorcheeschmud.

This poo guy me out of bed at 4 am. Ugh. When you gotta go you gotta go. I kept the lights off because I wanted to go back to bed. So, this was taken with the flash, so, not a good pic. Which is why I try not to use the flash, if possible. Bad poo pics. This looks like the pix I was taking 10 years ago. And the poo wasn't impressive. Ah well. 

eNjoy.

23 March: Monday morblunkening.

Smaller load than yesterday's load, as loads go. A mini-dump load. Kind of glommy and florb. Meh. Not exciting, but better than liquid, right? Any preferences, list them in the comments. I don't get enough comments. So, take care of that!

eNjoy.

22 March: Sunday tooblecranch.

Dropped a BIG LOAD.. This is a big, orangish, beefy pile of poo. Nice looking poo and a really good poo pic. I'd say it was a mic drop moment, but of course I'm not done. The poo never stops so I will never stop. I will continue to blog about my poo until I can no longer operate a smart phone. You're welcome for this poo. 

eNjoy. 

Saturday poo meme.

21 March: Saturday florklespudney.

This felt like it was going to be a serious log. It would have been had it not broken up. Not a bad looking poo. Thick and beefy. Kind of chunky and gnarly. Good poo pic. It works. Always. Always poo. Poo is eternal. 

eNjoy.

20 March: Friday glovegunion.

Just a little plooch of poo. A soft small little load. Orangish and gooey. Really smaller than it felt as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not TOO too bad. Just okay. Still poo. Still me. Still pooing. Poo. 

eNjoy.

19 March: Thursday chorbittalquins.

Mess of a poo. Soft logs and a sploodle. My poos have been soft lately. Need to get back on the yogurt. And I still have and kimchee in the fridge. But, poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

18 March: Wednesday proolchobbit.

Kind of a lumpy, gloopy poo. Started off as a log, ended as a globbit. More dark specks in the blorb. Not a bad poo pic. Out works. 

eNjoy.

17 March: Tuesday chonkendrood.

Big, messy glorpus of poo. Started off soft and ended up as soflogs (my word). Kind of glorpy, kind of gloopy but still poo. Not exciting, but still poo. It works. 

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16 March: Monday holbspurnion.

Pooed as soon as I got up. Set the Keurig machine and had a poo. Yep. Kind of a beefy poo. An orangeish poo. A gnarly poo. It's poo. That's all. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

15 March: Sunday gloilstrimpet.

Got out of bed because I had to poo. It's that's simple. I could have logged a couple more hours, but no, I had to poo. So this is the poo. I was hoping for something a little beefier. But oh well. Not a bad looking poo. Orange and scrungy, but not beefy. Ah well. I'll keep pooing. And blogging. 

eNjoy.

14 March: Saturday chunionbleave.

Same as yesterday, some poo ended up at the bottom of the bowl. Larger chunk below has a darker scruff. You know what I always say about bi-colored poo, right? Any guesses in the comments. Top left shows a little nugget with corn. Remember what I always say about corn poo? Guesses in comments please.

eNjoy.

13 March: Friday trimpelsplooner.

Friday the 13th plorp! Nothing happened. Another Friday the 13th non-event. Poo was....okay. Some of the poo ended up in the bottom of the bowl which is always a little disappointing. As well. Bottom part is beefy. So, sort of good. At the same time...meh. it's poo. 

eNjoy.

12 March: Thursday smoiglemoochner.

Thursday load. Not the most aesthetically pleasing poo, but still a pretty substantial load. Multi-colored load, always fun. Smother and crinkled at the top, and messy and dark at the bottom. A lot going on here, so, just enjoy the view. 

eNjoy.

10 March: Tuesday chobblebroozer.

I sat down for my first cup of coffee and had to poo. And, you can see corn from the previous evening's casserole. Corn poo is always fun! Got some different colors going too. But s bad looking poo--good effort for a Tuesday. 

eNjoy.

9 March: Monday monchcloonier.

Not an impressive poo. Probably because I crapped three times the day before. No good. Still poo. Still pooing. The pooing never stops. My poo is like the Terminator. It absolutely will not stop. Terminator poo. I like it. 

eNjoy.

8 March: Sunday blorkpharnion.

Had to poo as soon as I woke. Actually, I got up because I knew I'd have to poo. And poo I did. Big, beefy load. Nice even, consistent orangish color. I crapped twice more on Sunday, the last one at 8:15 in the evening. This is a good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

7 March: Saturday churdlesproing.

Didn't have a chance to drink coffee before I had to unload this. I knew as soon as I got out of bed that I had to poo. And this was a load. I knew it as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Serious log. Beefy log. Bi-colored log--speckled dark at the top (the first part of the poo that I squeezed out). Always fun! Good poo. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

6 March: Friday glatchnermorg.

So, end of work week poo. This was a pretty substantial load--I guess I ate a lot yesterday. Including three delicious barbacoa breakfast tacos at First Watch. Breakfast taco poo. Uniform, brownish color. Still with the dark specks. Still have no idea what they are. Poo can be mysterious. 

eNjoy.

5 March: Thursday glomskyphurn.

Mid week poo, got as far as two sips into my first cup of coffee when I had to poo. I drank a big glass of kefir and was hoping for something a little more solid. But that wasn't to be. It's orangish, phlumpy and PUNGENT! Definitely a phlopple. And poo is poo. That's the way it is. 

eNjoy.

4 March: Wednesday spoolgfraxer.

Chunky mid-week poo. Another unexciting glorge. This one's a but chunkier than the last couple of poos. More embedded dark dibits. Where are the dibits coming from? And ideas? I crapped again after lunch and it was completely liquid so I didn't include. Gotta get back on that kefir and yogurt. And I need to add more fiber to my diet. I'll get to work on that. 

eNjoy.

3 February: Tuesday glunklechudny.

Tuesday poo, again, smallish, not exciting. I need to start with the daily kefir intake. This one was mostly soft. I crapped twice the day before so I wasn't expecting much. This poo was creamy, orangish brown with and dark dollops embedded. Meh. 

eNjoy.

2 February: Monday horchunkle.

Monday morning load. Ugh. Not spectacular. Kind of blurbly with a comma on top. Creamy and gooey? I don't know, I'll try better. Talk to my colon, not my fault. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

28 February: Saturday hobchunion.

Big, fat Saturday morning dump load. Very cool poo. Deeper brownish color, globular under the water. You can still see bits of corn from a meal two days earlier. You've heard me evangelize about poo coming in all shapes and sizes, but it is gratifying to drop a log like this. Good poo pic. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

27 February: Friday frohuffling.

End of the week dump load. Seriously load log. I didn't even have to pinch it off....it just--ended. Weird. But a good looking poo, right? Nice, uniform dark reddish color and consistency. Good poo pic. Nice way to end the week. There you go.

eNjoy.

26 February: Thursday chombafwatney.

Dropped this florp a couple of sips into my first cup of coffee. Not spectacular. Kind of glumpy and yellowish green with a comma at the top. Meh. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

25 February: Wednesday phlootsportner.

Middle of the week poo. Dropped this whilst heating up a breakfast burrito. I knew it wouldn't take long. This just came slithering out. Slither, slither. Interesting yellowish color, contrasting with the green. Not a spectacular poo, but still poo. It works! Poo always works. 

eNjoy.

24 February: Tuesday scholoplamer.

Still pooing in the real world! Tuesday poo! Kind of cool looking... Interesting texture and brown coloration. Not sure what that little yellow kernel is. Any guesses from my readers?  Cool poo, good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

23 February: Monday choldgrumption.

Started off the work week with a spolp of poo. Pretty cool poo pic. I see corn, and corn poo is always fun. Although I don't remember when I ate the corn. But no worries. If I ate corn, I ate corn. I didn't spend a lot of time wondering about how the poo got to be the way it is, I just enjoy it while it's here. And now it's time because I flushed it. Bye poo. 

eNjoy.

22 February: Sunday stortplunchion.

Big, Sunday dumpload. It didn't get me out of bed, but almost. I had to crap as soon as I woke up. And this is why: there was a lot of poo that needed an exit. Good looking poo. I must admit, I do enjoy the big logs. I drop this load and I feel like I've accomplished something. The comedian Ron White once asked: "Have you the taken a dump so big your pants for better?" Yes, I have. Your welcome. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

21 February: Saturday gorchletcheen.

Woke up about 7:30 and immediately had to poo. Hadn't even had coffee yet. One chunklet sank and the rest leaned on the lip, with a plorch extending out of the water. Gleech and guniony. Green-brown and orange in places. I think colorful poo is noteworthy. Plaffle.

eNjoy.

20 February: Friday flockenbyury.

I had to push a bit and the floodgates let loose and we got a pile of plorp. Not exciting, but it's still poo. And that's why you're here, right? 

eNjoy.

19 February: Thursday blokensmoind.

Sort of a long, green glorp of poo. Not are what the little yellow bits are. Interesting shape. And green if always and attractive color for glorp. Any ideas what the bits are? Let me know in the comments. And you can remain anonymous when leaving a comment. 

eNjoy.

18 February: Wednesday jortlegunion.

Had to poo and dropped this little junion. A lot of work for not a lot of poo. A sporkle and a drunge. Another body and it's satellite. A lotta orbiting going on in her. Well...

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17 February: Tuesday clumdrunkle.

Tuesday poo, just a clump and a jort. A larger body and it's satellite? Poo is poo, even when it's separated. Do you think poo had separation anxiety? We went know with this poo because I flushed it. 

eNjoy.

16 February: Monday strotchglimpter.

This one snuck up on me. I'm sitting, enjoying my morning coffee, and I have to poo. And then I release (what I thought was a little fart), and it wasn't. As I'm pulling my pants down, I feel these little (I think) dollops of poo (or gas) skip pay my sphincter. I think. I sat and unkinked the old sphincter, and let fly. I was wearing dark briefs, so maybe I spotted, maybe I didn't. I think just a tiny amount of poo got out. Pretty cool looking poo for a mostly liquid poo. That's it. It's poo.. Love it or live with it. Just make sure it gets in the bowl. 

eNjoy.

15 February: Sunday schollwumpit.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up. Didn't even get a chance to open my phone--I sat down and, blaat! It's poo. As I've written many, many times before--poo is poo. It never stops. Sometimes it gives us a brief glimpse before it continues the journey to the sewer. It's brief opportunity to shine, and then, flush. Bye poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

14 February: Saturday matchelsheen.

This poo came later in the morning. Not a bad effort. Chunky, phlunky, fluffy and phlord. And fluffy, bi-colored poo is always fun! Or maybe you disagree? Let me know in comments. 

eNjoy.

13 February: Friday querboozunch.

Just a puddle of plod. Bi-colored slorp, ooey and gooey. There you go, I said it all. 

eNjoy.

12 February: Thursday hombelziscrey.

Bigger log, turned inside out. First with green stuffing, then with darker groinion. Folded poo. Joff on the bottom, bliff on top. There you go.

eNjoy.

11 February: Wednesday splimevorkner.

A big, bottom blollop of florp. Again, wanting to flee.... Is there much else I can do? The poo always comes, always comes. You know what you should do? Learn to live with it.

eNjoy.

10 February: Tuesday grobbjomple.

Little blobs of ploo. Fleetingly there, yet so colorful.

eNjoy.

9 February: Monday plorchgrumnion.

Mega, ultra, feathered logs, slightly junioned. It's poo that has something to say, so I'm going to shut up and let it say it. Can't you hear it?

eNjoy.

8 February: Sunday glumptychorb.

Just a couple of glorbs of poo. Just kind of sticky and gloopy. Sort of soft and pooey. I don't know. It's poo. Poo works. Usually. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.