Saturday poo meme.

14 February: Saturday matchelsheen.

This poo came later in the morning. Not a bad effort. Chunky, phlunky, fluffy and phlord. And fluffy, bi-colored poo is always fun! Or maybe you disagree? Let me know in comments. 

eNjoy.

13 February: Friday querboozunch.

Just a puddle of plod. Bi-colored slorp, ooey and gooey. There you go, I said it all. 

eNjoy.

12 February: Thursday hombelziscrey.

Bigger log, turned inside out. First with green stuffing, then with darker groinion. Folded poo. Joff on the bottom, bliff on top. There you go.

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11 February: Wednesday splimevorkner.

A big, bottom blollop of florp. Again, wanting to flee.... Is there much else I can do? The poo always comes, always comes. You know what you should do? Learn to live with it.

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10 February: Tuesday grobbjomple.

Little blobs of ploo. Fleetingly there, yet so colorful.

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9 February: Monday plorchgrumnion.

Mega, ultra, feathered logs, slightly junioned. It's poo that has something to say, so I'm going to shut up and let it say it. Can't you hear it?

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8 February: Sunday glumptychorb.

Just a couple of glorbs of poo. Just kind of sticky and gloopy. Sort of soft and pooey. I don't know. It's poo. Poo works. Usually. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

7 February: Saturday flunchdejorter.

3 sips into my first morning coffee and I had to poo. It felt substantial as I squeezed it out, but it wasn't as big as I thought it would be. Meh. Okay. Pretty sure you can still discern corn from two days prior. Corn--the gift that keeps on giving. Not a bad looking poo. As far as poos go. Definitely glunchy. What more can you ask of a poo?

eNjoy.

6 February: Friday glushkincrimney.

Had meat loaf and creamed corn last night and you can see the corn in the poo. It's corn poo, always fun. (I guess it's corn and meatloaf poo, but you can't see the meatloaf.) I know this poo was going to be gloopy when I squeezed it out of my bunghole. But gloopy poo is still poo. Am I right? 

eNjoy.

5 February: Thursday chuniongorp.

Another unexciting poo. Gotta start up with the yogurt and kefir again. I dropped this in my regular bathroom. So this is a toilet you've come to know. Kind of a rickety, spindly poo. Not big and not really orange, but definitely pungent. In the absence of bulk, pungent works. I'll keep trying. 

eNjoy.

4 February: Wednesday plochgruber.

Not an exciting poo--insubstantial. Pooed later in the day, in the upstairs bathroom. Felt weird. Poo was pluthy, indistinct, fuzzy and amorphous. They can't all be winners.

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3 February: Tuesday plurchblorber.

Just a plorp of poo. Not impressive, but still poo. Kind of gloopy. Meh. I crapped again later on the day. I had to poo on the way from Lowe's, and I wasn't sure if I'd make it. Turned out to be less of an emergency that I thought it would be. Fun, but shitting your pants is definitely no fun.

eNjoy.

2 February: Monday bloopsturnion.

Started the work week dropping a big load. And it's orangish, which means PUNGENT! This was a big smollup of stinky plorp. That's okay, poo does get pungent at times. Any of my readers know why the orange poo is stinkier? Leave a comment or send me an email. 

eNjoy.

1 February: Sunday ploidyjern.

Big, day Sunday dumpload. Cooped up inside, because of the snowstorm, so I'm eating more. Which results in bigger loads. I'm also doing a lot of shoveling and chipping, so burning up a lot of calories. Beefy load. Good poo pic. I'll keep em coming. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

31 January: Saturday booglechorphling.

Dropped this about three sips into my first cup of coffee. A big, beefy load. Not as uniform as Friday's poo. A lot more going on. You can see one little nugget of corn from Friday's ramen. Can you see it? Still a good looking poo. As far as poo goes. Another good poo pic from Billy Danner. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

30 January: Friday glumphwichny.

End of the week dumpload. This was a big load. Uniform orangish with an even consistency. As always, orange poo equals PUNGENT. This was no different. Good effort, good poo pic. 

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29 January: Thursday chorblestruttner.

Still dealing with the ice and snow, but that hasn't stopped the poo! The poo just never stops. I call this a hybrid poo: starts off as a log and end as a plorp. Otherwise not exciting. Not sure what the dark chunks/fibers are. Any ideas from my readers? If so, leave a comment. 

eNjoy.

28 January: Wednesday ploikingjunter.

I woke up and immediately had to poo. Immediately. Dropped the plork and it was orange and PUNGENT. Orange=pungent. Need to drink kefir today--I like crapping logs. Will go out later and chip the other car out of the ice. Outside is still covered in ice. More ice and snow poo. There you go. Scheduled for another snowstorm this weekend. I think I'll stay inside and poo. 

eNjoy.

27 January: Tuesday pholebleemer.

This poo got me out of bed this morning. Literally. The first thing I did upon waking was poo. And this took and pushing...it was a harder poo. Maybe the big glass of kefir I drank yesterday helped. There should be corn but I'm not sure I can make it out. Ah well, good looking poo. Big, fat long poo log. A dump load. Good poo pic. We'll keep these up. 

eNjoy.

26 January: Monday chochulgrumy.

Monday after the big winter storm and I dropped a poo ass soon as I woke up. Before I could even make coffee this poo was insistent. I pushed it out and knew it was significant. And this is a serious log. Wasn't eating yogurt or drinking kefir this past weekend so I'm not sure why this log is the was it is. I guess maybe I need to re-think my theory on the guy microbiome. As for the poo--you're welcome. 

eNjoy.

25 January: Sunday forgerglunder.

Woke up this morning to a blanket of snow! Big snowstorm through half the country. So this is snow poo! And this was a snow load! Big, beefy load. I could tell it was going to be significant as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Very cool looking poo. It's multi-colored--dark, lighter brown and orangish brown. Multi-colored poo is always fun! 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

24 January: Saturday polperskeeb.

Not a bad looking poo. Came halfway through my second cup of coffee. Solid, meaty logs. This works. Thought I had to poo again after lunch but it turned into a long, drawn out fart. Good, because I didn't want to have to wipe again. Good poo day. We're expecting a big snowstorm tonight so I'll be doing comfort food all this weekend. Very little bacteria. So, poo tomorrow will likely be soft. Gotta do what you gotta do. 

eNjoy.

23 January: Friday horfengorpner.

This was kind of a different poo. Not quite soft, not hard. Definitely as glork. Still trying to get more beneficial bacteria into my gut. Trying. Meh. Will do better. But still pooing. Never stop pooing. 

eNjoy.

22 January: Thursday glomsterchoad.

Woke up late this morning, and pooed about an hour after waking. Meh. Not an impressive poo. Chunky with a comma on top. They can't all be winners, right? 

eNjoy.

21 January: Wednesday chopplegroob.

Crapped as soon as I woke up. This poo was persistent! Big, fat dumper log. I ate yogurt and drank kefir the day before. Maybe bouncing back from the disastrous Monday. Bunghole isn't as sore. This was a hefty load. Took two flushes to get it gone. Kind of greenish, with flashes of orange. Maybe? Anyway, it's poo. That's all I got. 

eNjoy.

20 January: Thursday droldumphen.

So, Monday was a bad day. I crapped four times and my bunghole was on fire. Have no idea why--something iritated my digestive system. (I didn't eat any yogurt or kefir over the weekend.) But there was still enough to crap Tuesday. You can see corn at the top and corn poo is always fun. Corn from the previous evening's quinoa and chicken bowl. There you go. Just a plorp the day after I shit my brains out. 

eNjoy.

19 January: Monday plunkdrymer.

This load got me out of bed. I'm laying in bed, thinking about getting up, and thinking I have to pee. Then it wasn't just pee, it was poo. And then I really had to poo. Used the upstairs toilet--weird. Not an impressive poo. Glorky. Started drinking kefir again, so I'm hoping for more should poo. Have to start the kimchee again. Keep your fingers crossed. 

eNjoy.

18 January: Sunday olmchoudrygrom.

Didn't take very long for me to blorp this out after waking. Haven't been eating the good foods so my stool has been soft. I need to commit to yogurt and kefir every day. This wasn't an exciting poo but it was PUNGENT! So, it had that going for it. Kind of, glommy, maybe? Going to get my first glass of kefir of the week now! 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

17 January: Saturday double mordglehood.

Didn't poo on Friday--had minor surgery so I couldn't eat or drink anything into after the procedure, which ended up being about 3 pm, and I didn't poo that day. This morning's contribution was a LOAD. Maybe a little more log-like because I did eat yogurt and blueberries the day before. And you can see corn from the leftover taco stew I ate Thursday. Corn poo is always fun. Still, a lot going on in this dumpload. 

Second poo came a couple of hours later. It was a heftier load than I anticipated. Not too bad for a second poo. 

eNjoy.

15 January: Thursday glombfrejoinle.

Get ready for--red poo! Well, red on the bottom, now greenish on top. PUNGENT. Kind of stickley and raggedy. Bi-colored and pungent in the same poo is double the fun! Seriously, kind of a cool looking poo but not a particularly good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

14 January: Wednesday broinclunchming.

Big fat, orange, pungent pile of poo. This was a LOAD. I could tell this was a serious phlort as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. And you can tell I ate corn (in the form of taco soup) the day before because you can see the corn! Corn poo is always fun. I'll bet we see it again tomorrow!

eNjoy.

13 January: Tuesday jumsquoible.

Big fat blather of orange poo. Very pungent. Just a pile of phlat. Ooey and gooey. Very soft and bloofy texture. Another pile of poo. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

12 January: Monday bliverspeeney.

Beginning of the work week dumper. Kind of a choggle and a blord. Started off as a log, and ended as a sploogle. Brown and grunchy. Not a bad looking poo. There you go. 

11 January: Sunday ploochjunket.

This poo didn't wake me up, but it made its intentions known soon after I got up. This poo was a little harder so I had to push it out. Unusual for me--i normally just flex my bunghole a bit and the turd florps out. Today I had to push. And it's a beefy load. Good effort, guys poo pic. Cause that's what you're here for! 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

Even Yoda shits.

10 January: Saturday choogabrapney.

A couple of solid loaves and a chunklet. Beefy poo, bi-colored, which is always fun. Chunklet at the top is also bi-colored. Solid poo, good poo pic. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

9 January: Friday qwoirchimple.

This was a beefy load to finish out the work week. I knew this was a load as a squeezed it out of my bunghole. Kind of soft-serve in consistency. That's it. That's all I have to say in this matter. 

eNjoy.

8 January: Thursday blordingvorn.

This poo was chunkier than they've been in a whole. Chunkier and blorpier. Not a bad looking poo. That's it. 

eNjoy.

7 January: Wednesday plimcofornion.

This was a beefier poo, a poo that looks folded. Mostly uniform in color and texture. Good color, good volume. This works as a mid-week poo. 

eNjoy.

6 January: Tuesday chogblumpet.

A less substantial poo. A little stringy, a little fibery... definitely glunchy. A see little specks of red.... Have no idea what those are from. Not a terrific looking poo, but not a bad effort. There you go 

eNjoy.

5 January: Monday chumkeflovin.

Started the work week off with a blovin. Still trying to get back on the bacteria diet. During the holidays that diet took a bit. And my poos reflect that. Plorps versus logs. This poo was--a plorp. Not impressive. Kind of bulging and gludging. What can I say? Eat more yogurt! 

eNjoy.

4 January: Sunday charblespoofner.

Three sips into my first cup of coffee I had to poo. The poo just never stops. Right? Poo, poo, poo. These are chunklets--better than yesterday's poo. This was a substantial, beefy poo. Very satisfying. That's it. You can go now. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

3 January: Saturday chorminphlooger.

Woke up and had to poo after 2 sips of coffee. (Then had to poo an hour and a half later. So much for pooing once a day.) Plorpy poo. Spotted poo--always fun! Here's hoping that everybody is having a great start to the new year. 

eNjoy.